Elon Musk is the worst for becoming ceo of Twitter. Sorry not Sorry
We’ve overvalued memes too hard as a society these days now. Ten years ago hawk tuah girl would have been embarrassed when you recognized her at a party or out in public. Now she’s been attached to a screenplay starring her and the costco guys. So I've heard.
The trip I took inside my head was INCREDIBLY OKAY last night.
That's a weird way to be saying I kinda slept okay.
Hope you slept good.
Gmorning!
The one thing I never really understood was when you're watching a movie with someone using a computer or even in school is why didn't they remember to move the freaking mouse out of the way when you're trying to watch the movie they have playing.
When you overheard someone say something they shouldn't have
Kettle Cooked Honey Dijon chips and Kettle Cooked Original Lays, let me soar over the rest of these two bags.
Why is that whenever I get a notification from Coffee Meets Bagel it's something odd but this time the notification was they may not be holding a boombox outside your window. I don't see the point of it 🤔.
Is it a problem when autocorrect just always assumes now that you meant to say "made" and not "mad"?
Everyone with a trump bumper sticker on their car looks exactly like you'd expect.
The powers out
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It's been awhile since I last posted something but lately 😷
Someone just walked up to me and said I like your shirt I said thanks then the two girls said you should make your own clothing and then try selling it. I said I've thought about that.
Someone just walked up to me and said who does your hair I said I do why then she said I wanna run my hands through it. I right
Someone said to me you need to make a lint roller then get an endorsement for it that would be neat.
Life hack: Did you know the best parking spot at Target is not the one closest to the door. It’s the one closest to the shopping cart return... It's dawned on me & it's changed things.
“Who shit my pants!?” Is the funniest, shortest joke ever.
I was having a conversation and I said “I know how the Internet works tho”
Someone had the nerve to laugh and said “oh really?”
This new Childish Gambino is INSANE
When the sound of my electric toothbrush is in the same key as the song I’m listening to 😩🙌🔥♥️