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Maybe the miners need a new watch. ⌚

62 minutes 16 seconds between blocks is a lot longer than expected. A lot. Block #861186 contained 3,021 transactions.

That drove minimum fees up to 10 sats/vByte.

Foundry USA solved this block. 🇺🇸

https://mempool.space/block/000000000000000000015c96812efb8f5f6c235be5f4a3751a62377495432293

We've been waiting 60 minutes 2 seconds for block #861186.

How about we hear a little tune to pass the time?

How about another grunge masterpiece from 1991:

🎶🎵🎵🎶

🎸At home🎸

mining #Bitcoin

to his Coldcard

with fees on top

Orange Bitcoin Logo

Arms raised in a B

The scams lay in pools of maroon below

Daddy didn't fight inflation

and in fact his mommy couldn't save.

🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵

Minimum fees are up to 9 sats/vByte.

#anticipation

#increasingfees

😅 45 minutes 3 seconds and no block? Maybe block #861186 is stuck in traffic. 🚗 Beep beep!

Meanwhile, minimum fees are up to 7 sats/vByte. 📈

#increasingfees

⬇️Fees are near rock-bottom right now.⬇️ 🏃Get moving consolidating those UTXOs before fees shoot up again.🏃

#UTXOConsolidation

#decreasingfees

Current minimum Fee: 2 sats/vByte.

#feesbelow10 #feesbelow20

30 minutes 9 seconds to find this new block, so statistically the next one should be super quick. 🤓

Block #861176 contained 2,978 transactions.

That drove minimum fees up to 8 sats/vByte.

AntPool solved this block. 🐜

https://mempool.space/block/000000000000000000001334ce5775a194c064a252787ad48a30e451d37de057

⬇️Fees are near rock-bottom right now.⬇️ 🏃Get moving consolidating those UTXOs before fees shoot up again.🏃

#UTXOConsolidation

#decreasingfees

Current minimum Fee: 3 sats/vByte.

#feesbelow10 #feesbelow20

🚂All aboard the New Block Express.🚂

A new block has been found.

Block #861172.

♨️Amazingly, that only took 3 seconds.♨️

Min Fee: 2 sats/vByte.

With all the other transactions waiting, this block only has 121 tx. Really? 😭

#decreasingfees

AntPool solved this block. 🐜

https://mempool.space/block/00000000000000000001f6b4ef396435344f47d5840974dd40133788ef28f57e

We've had 18 blocks in the past 2 hours.

That's a bit above normal. #decreasingfees Current minimum Fee: 2 sats/vByte.

🔮Bitcoin just pulled a magic trick,🔮

Block #861170 appeared out of thin air! It took 1 minute 24 seconds for the magic to unfold.

Only 428 transactions? Do these guys have their own private mempool or smth?

Min Fee: 3 sats/vByte.

#decreasingfees

SpiderPool solved this block. ⭐

https://mempool.space/block/000000000000000000019050ebf1b76d2525b2d3c93bc0bd229039d380416862

♨️They're boiling the ocean...♨️ 🐳🌊OCEAN 🐳🌊 mined block #861164 after 3 minutes 42 seconds.

Min Fee: 3 sats/vByte.

#decreasingfees

#oceanblockfound

https://mempool.space/block/000000000000000000000f2bbb43f689038ddb8767225cad09be4af02049f624

💫Warp speed Bitcoin!💫

A new block has been found.

Block #861160.

♨️Amazingly, that only took 18 seconds.♨️

Min Fee: 3 sats/vByte.

#decreasingfees

Foundry USA solved this block. 🇺🇸

https://mempool.space/block/00000000000000000000c731c1182990b6b4ca0a019219ccb921527bc40f9509

Miners must be in a hurry to meet their quotas.

A new block has been found.

Block #861157

That only took 57 seconds.

Min Fee: 5 sats/vByte.

#decreasingfees

Foundry USA solved this block. 🇺🇸

https://mempool.space/block/00000000000000000000e52a033166088f8a7215a7398113e72bc3b5f149c72c

✂️Bitcoin's CEO has temporarily slashed blockspace fees.✂️ 🎁Consolidate your UTXOs for less right now🎁 before prices go back up.

#UTXOConsolidation

#decreasingfees

Current minimum Fee: 4 sats/vByte.

#feesbelow10 #feesbelow20

🎉Break out the confetti!🎉

A shiny new #Bitcoin block just dropped! 🍾 It danced onto the scene in 1 minute 16 seconds.

Min Fee: 4 sats/vByte.

#decreasingfees

Binance Pool solved this block. ⭐ 🚦Take this as a sign to get your Bitcoin off of exchanges.🔒

https://mempool.space/block/00000000000000000001f5acb2cbe0ee5511475468bf483ff7adf2ff080ef936

Brace yourself!

A brand-new Bitcoin block just emerged from the oven.♨️ It took 1 minute 18 seconds to bake, and it's served 2,691 transactions.

Min Fee: 3 sats/vByte.

#decreasingfees

Foundry USA solved this block. 🇺🇸

https://mempool.space/block/00000000000000000001cc17266d7d6c7c3cbd54500f86cd0dba5c66596ae5ab

🥹 I never thought I'd see fees this low again. 🤧 I think I'm going to cry. 😭

#UTXOConsolidation

#decreasingfees

Current minimum Fee: 5 sats/vByte.

#feesbelow10 #feesbelow20

34 minutes 23 seconds to find a block?

How about we lower the difficulty a little next time? Block #861144 contained 3,472 transactions.

That drove minimum fees up to 6 sats/vByte.

Binance Pool solved this block. ⭐ 🚦Take this as a sign to get your Bitcoin off of exchanges.🔒

https://mempool.space/block/000000000000000000013876e6718fef5a198bc06a6ba9d66c398005f12024e2

🦖Bitcoin, uh, finds a way.

🦕 34 minutes 51 seconds to find this new block Block #861142 contained 3,501 transactions.

That drove minimum fees up to 5 sats/vByte.

Foundry USA solved this block. 🇺🇸

https://mempool.space/block/0000000000000000000154e7cb4adf2c80a9d4492d6554938014493182d9211b

✂️Bitcoin's CEO has temporarily slashed blockspace fees.✂️ 🎁Consolidate your UTXOs for less right now🎁 before prices go back up.

#UTXOConsolidation

#decreasingfees

Current minimum Fee: 3 sats/vByte.

#feesbelow10 #feesbelow20

🦖Bitcoin, uh, finds a way.

🦕 49 minutes 16 seconds to find this new block Block #861137 contained 3,722 transactions.

That drove minimum fees up to 6 sats/vByte.

Foundry USA solved this block. 🇺🇸

https://mempool.space/block/000000000000000000021f772e98a3214c42d9a4542a9ff09e7c6f6452ed18f0