We love this community! It’s our pleasure…. Just our attempt at trying to maintain the signal.
Added new entry at https://uselessshit.co/resources/nostr/#vibes 🤙 (might rename it to starter-pack actually 😅)
Will also link it with your note so the comments would show on the guide’s page.
Would be nice to evaluate this from time to time with the help of fellow Nostriches and use it as some kind of a ‘welcome protocol’ 😅
We’ve been archiving our reports at www.NostReport.com so people can go back and find a report without an endless death scroll
THE NOSTR REPORT
The One Where Will (almost) Broke Nostr
Feb 1, 2023
Bitcoin Block:
774630
4240
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🎙Quote of the Day🎙️
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#[0] “Pretty amazing to see the global feed go from primarily English to an abundance of different languages. Now that’s Global.”
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If you complain about seeing Chinese on your feed and uninstall your mobile Nostr client, you’re NGMI warns #[2]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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#[4] Cassarin secures Damus App Store approval, followed by massive surge in new Nostr users. Generous donations pour in for development with one donation of 5 million sats donated in 1 transaction. Will already being asked “when will Damus token be issued” #[5]
If you’d like to donate to Damus development go to https://jb55.com/
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Damus has broken the top 10 in social media apps and top 200 overall in the Apple App store. #[8] shares an update
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#[10] 30k new profiles created in just the last 24 hrs compared to 62k created in last 30 days.
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🤡🤮 #[12] shares Craig Wright claim that Craig has patent on Damus 🤮🤡
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Surge of Damus related 🚘traffic🚘 overwhelms popular services such as NostrPlebs.com and nostr.build as users flock to get NIP-05 verification and post dank memes.
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A warm welcome from the Nostr Report team to some well-known bird accounts
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With Damus now in the app store, we know we are missing some, so please tag them or say hello in the comments.
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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️
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#Nostrica up to 190 in-person and 356 virtual attendees! Get more info on this epic event at https://nostrica.com
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🖥️nostr Tech🖥️
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🔥Relays operators putting out fires all night and day since Damus approval🔥 #[22] reports: “I unfortunately don’t have any fancy dashboards with statistics for my relay but it has seen 100,000 new events over the last 24 hours🤯”
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#[24] reports “ BRB.io @ 2000 concurrent web sockets open”
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#[26] starts a conversation with #[27] on allowing relays to collect “reaction events” on posts to build clusters of interesting content. Tell us what you think about this!
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[29] comments on Damus App Store milestone: “Wow Damus broke into the top 200 free apps. At #140 currently. Magic number ✨” He also shares link to Damus Help Desk with David King
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🎩nostr Lifestyle🎩
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Check out #[33] recommendation for wake-up 🎶music🎶!
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🩺Nostr Health of the Network🩺
pubkeys
367,605
events
1,604,112
relays
267
Source nostr.io/stats
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[35] Side by side comparison of Damus vs. Twitter data collection practices listed in the App Store.
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Stay Classy Nostr.
You don’t follow us on Twitter Dylan, but we won’t hold that against you. 😘
Using the Bitcoin template for Nostr
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We’ve done this before. We found a protocol unknown to the world and hardened it with memes, cringe takes and based opinions. It was forked, we saw block wars; it was ridiculed, it was ignored. The result is the world’s best store of value, a beacon of hope for the masses, and a protocol that is hard as steel. So we stack sats, humbly or not, and say “Bitcoin fixes this” to everything.
Now we have a second protocol in Nostr we will deploy the strategies most familiar to us. We will reuse every meme, every cringe take, every based opinion, and nobody can stop us. People complain about based Bitcoiners, the Maxis, the Plebs, the toxic cast iron psychos. Disclaimer: we don't care. We are based because we learned the value propositions of Bitcoin and understood them for facts because that's what they are. And now that we are on Nostr we are coming for a fresh Round 2.0 of “fixes this”.
Bitcoin hasn’t fixed everything, mostly because it hasn’t gained widespread adoption. But the way to spread an uncensorable monetary system is through an uncensorable social network. Bring people together, allow them to trade value for value and a free flow of ideas.
“Veritas 🟠 et 🟣 libertas”
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Solid leads… now if we could only get those posts and npubs to load 😅
The #[0] team is working hard to sift through the aftermath of the Damus cyclone. Post below, or DM us your favorite stories or news that we might otherwise miss! 🤙
It was a crazy night, but we stayed up late to take it all in. Post your favorite stories from yesterday that we may have missed below!
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We even get the date right most of the time 😅🫡
New users: drop some invoices here and the OGs will get to work. #plebchain
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We’re trying hard, but we can’t keep up with all the incredible new nostriches. Shill us your favorite new members below and why you’re excited they’re here 👇