Looks like @gpt3 is down right now. We found a great piece on V4V though. Check it out:
Twitter Goes Dark
Feb 9, 2023
Block Height: 775,793
Moscow Time: 4,563 ⚡/ $
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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️
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#[0] “Used to be when anything went down, people went to Twitter to talk about it. Now look.”
#[1]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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#[2] 🤫rumored new Twitter rules are as follows:
- 200 DMs limit per day (group chats included)
- 20 tweets limit per day (includes retweets, quote tweets and replies)
- 4 photos or 1 video per day (media tweets are counted separately from the general tweets)
- Paying Twitter Blue users will have no limits.
#[3]
#[4] asks, “What’s happening a minute from now?” in response to Twitter going from real-time to a 1-minute delay.
#[5]
#[6] also follows up with his thoughts on Twitter’s outage yesterday and the value proposition of a decentralized communication protocol.
#[7]
#[8] announces fee changes on legacy bitcoin social site (Twitter) forgetting everyone is Nostr now 😉 Don’t worry though, #[9] has got you covered.
#[10]
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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️
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#[11] gives Nostrica update:
269 in-person
473 virtual
Visit https://nostrica.com/ for more info.
#[12]
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🖥️nostr Tech🖥️
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#[13] Nostrgram client now offering in-app media uploads. All uploaded media is hosted by Nostrgram.
#[14]
#[15] Vitor warns of integrated lightning wallets from certain clients that you may have unknowingly signed up for. This is likely how Derek Ross lost sats a few weeks ago.
#[16]
#[17] A.A.RON posts that he will be shutting down nostr-relay.untethr.me later this month.
#[18]
#[19] announces the new Coldcard Q1 from Coinkite, with QWERTY keyboard along with many other features to keep your Bitcoin secure.
#[20]
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[21] UK to set £20,000 limit on CBDC. Nostr wondering what the fuck that even means 🤷♂️
#[22]
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🎩nostr Lifestyle🎩
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#[23] New wordle-like word guessing game on Nostr #[24]
#[25]
“I JuST MaDe aN ArT… now pay me!” #[26] posts as he inadvertently creates a viral Nostr “non-NFT. Several artists contribute. You can see the original here:
#[27]
And see a progression of versions with contributing artists credited here:
#[28]
Yellow doesn’t confirm NPUB on twitter, but we are pretty sure this is him.
#[29]
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🩺Nostr Health of the Network🩺
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Pubkeys: 557,392
Events: 1,310,416
Relays: 312
Source nostr.io/stats
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[30]
#[31]
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Stay Classy Nostr.
THE NOSTR REPORT
MARCH OF THE MILLION MEMES
Feb 8, 2023
Block Height:
775,633
Moscow Time
43:56⚡/ $
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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️
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#[0] Nostr feels like 🏠 home. 💜
#[1]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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#[2] Challenges nostr to create 😂 dank memes 😂to combat monkey jpegs calling it 🦍#gorillawarfare. “ The only way to fight monke jpegs is with gorilla warfare. Plebs, this is a call to action. Let a millions memes bloom!”
#[3]
#[4] China appears to ban another Nostr client. Snort devs note a sudden drastic reduction in traffic to their site from China.
#[5]
#[6] Mandrik has pledged to match up to 10-million total ⚡sats⚡ in donations to support @jb55’s development work with Damus and Nostr.
#[7]
#[8] Scammers create “Nostr Token” and rug-pull project, getting away with $370,000 worth of ethreum
#[9]
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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️
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#[10] mcshane organizing ride share from SJO airport and Uvita for Nostrica.
#[11]
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🖥️nostr Tech🖥️
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#[12] “Return of the global feed.” @jb55 gives preview of upcoming feature to filter global feed by relay.
#[13]
#[14] NostrGram now allows it’s users connected to a laid relay to download their entire history.
#[15]
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[16] Check out https://nostr.gives.africa/invoices , a paid relay by Stump that is donating all proceeds to charity.
#[17]
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🎩nostr Lifestyle🎩
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#[18] Walker shares the origin story of the Nostrich.
#[19]
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🩺Nostr Health of the Network🩺
pubkeys: 557,392
events: 1,310,416
relays: 312
Source nostr.io/stats
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[20] rake mistake ordinals
#[21]
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Stay Classy Nostr.
Maintain signal through the noise. Follow #[0] for daily updates, news, tips and tricks, dank memes, and more!
Our latest report 👇
#[1]
Archived reports can be found at www.NostReport.com
If you find the Nostr Report valuable, consider supporting us at nostreport@getalby.com ⚡️
NostReport is:
#[2]
#[3]
#[4]
#[5]
Stay classy Nostr.
No thread, just this meme #[4]
The #[2] releases their first tweet today (a cross post from NR) and this happens.
Coincidence? We think not.
THE NOSTR REPORT
MARCH OF THE MILLION MEMES
Feb 8, 2023
Block Height:
775,633
Moscow Time
43:56⚡/ $
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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️
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#[0] Nostr feels like 🏠 home. 💜
#[1]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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#[2] Challenges nostr to create 😂 dank memes 😂to combat monkey jpegs calling it 🦍#gorillawarfare. “ The only way to fight monke jpegs is with gorilla warfare. Plebs, this is a call to action. Let a millions memes bloom!”
#[3]
#[4] China appears to ban another Nostr client. Snort devs note a sudden drastic reduction in traffic to their site from China.
#[5]
#[6] Mandrik has pledged to match up to 10-million total ⚡sats⚡ in donations to support @jb55’s development work with Damus and Nostr.
#[7]
#[8] Scammers create “Nostr Token” and rug-pull project, getting away with $370,000 worth of ethreum
#[9]
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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️
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#[10] mcshane organizing ride share from SJO airport and Uvita for Nostrica.
#[11]
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🖥️nostr Tech🖥️
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#[12] “Return of the global feed.” @jb55 gives preview of upcoming feature to filter global feed by relay.
#[13]
#[14] NostrGram now allows it’s users connected to a laid relay to download their entire history.
#[15]
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[16] Check out https://nostr.gives.africa/invoices , a paid relay by Stump that is donating all proceeds to charity.
#[17]
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🎩nostr Lifestyle🎩
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#[18] Walker shares the origin story of the Nostrich.
#[19]
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🩺Nostr Health of the Network🩺
pubkeys: 557,392
events: 1,310,416
relays: 312
Source nostr.io/stats
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[20] rake mistake ordinals
#[21]
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Stay Classy Nostr.
Bitcoin corium 6:15 And Satoshi said onto the #Plebchain, I am that I am: and he said, thus shalt thou say unto the children of the world, I am hath sent me unto you

That’s incredible! A big 🫂 from
The #[2] team for you and your family 🤙
THE NOSTR REPORT
ORDINALS ARE DUMB
Feb 7, 2023
Block Height:
775,478
Moscow Time
43:12⚡/ $
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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️
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#[0] “I would totally ⚡zap⚡ that.”
#[1]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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“Cryptocurrency” has been banned from the 🏈Big Game🏈 but don’t worry ⚡️#[2]⚡️ drops their ad with none other than the Terminator himself 💪
#[3]
#[4] List of paid relays grows ⚡️
#[5]
In the backdrop of JPOW speaking today, budget ceilings being hit, and more pain in markets, #[6] hopefully starts a trend by dropping her macro analysis on nostr BEFORE twitter 👏
#[7]
#[8] Nostrgram dev comments on spam prevention and notes that blocking just 3 of the public relays reduced his server load to 25% what it was before.
#[9]
#[10] tells us his relay recipe, and hints at upcoming NostrPlebs.com relay.
#[11]
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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️
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#[12] These Nostrica 3D printed SeedSigner cases are 🔥
#[13]
#[14] has officially booked flights✈️ for #Nostrica 🤙
#[16]
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🖥️nostr Tech🖥️
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#[17] Damus adds “Follows you” on profile and “post to a specific relay” feature.
#[18]
#[19]
#[20] LN Bits now adding NIP-05 identifiers
#[21]
#[22] Nostr gram 💡innovating 💡 in the area of relay management using a hybrid method using private relays then public relays to fill in conversations.
#[23]
#[24] ☂️Umbrel dropping some helpful tips and tricks on connecting your personal node.
#[25]
#[26] Writes a tool to download a text file of all the pu keys of your follow list 🤙
#[27]
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[28] ⚡️Zeus ⚡️reminds plebs to run their own lightning node with lightning connect (LNC).
#[29]
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🩺Nostr Health of the Network🩺
pubkeys: 554,803
events: 1,306,525
relays: 310
Source nostr.io/stats
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[30] Ordinals are dumb AF
#[31]
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Stay Classy Nostr.
The Sovereign Nostrich 𓅦
Feb 6, 2023
Block Height: 775348
Moscow Time 43:52
4142⚡/ $
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🎙Quote of the Day🎙️
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#[0] asks FiatJaf and jb55 “In your opinion what’s a good outcome for Nostr by the end of 2023?”
🔥🔥🔥“collapse of the ccp” - jb55 🔥🔥🔥
#[1]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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☔️ Popular Bitcoin Lightning node maker #[2] announces “Nostr Relay on Umbrel.” Connect your Nostr client and gain even more control over your Nostr data and activity. ☔️
#[3]
🎉 #[4] cites fiatjaf and reminds us that November 7, 2020 was Nostr’s birthday. #[5] declares November 7th to be “Donate to Devs” holiday. #[6] #[7]
👀👀 #[8] - Zerohedge is shilling Damus on the bird app https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1622687603706236939?s=20
#[9]
#[10] announces 🇨🇭 Switzerland 🇨🇭 will vote on cash as a right.
#[11]
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🖥️nostr Tech🖥️
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#[12] lays out a vision of relay architecture. https://fiatjaf.com/3f106d31.html
#[13]
🟪 #[14] - Amethyst 0.13.1 brings relay management to their Android client. 🟪
#[15]
🐝 #[16] - Alby’s new release allows for managing multiple Nostr keys in the extension. 🐝
#[17]
🐝 #[18] - More from the Alby team about their latest Alby update, including privacy and tor enhancements. 🐝
#[19]
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🎩nostr Lifestyle🎩
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🚨 Be aware of spam infiltrating #plebchain. We noticed multiple posts in Global identical to the one linked here, each from a different account and with a different photo attached, but all asking you to follow the same npub.
#[21]
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🩺Nostr Health of the Network🩺
Pubkeys 530,600
Events 1,268,995
Relays 295
Source nostr.io/stats
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[22] #[23]
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Stay Classy Nostr.
Maintain signal through the noise. Follow #[0] for daily updates, news, tips and tricks, dank memes, and more!
Our latest report 👇
#[1]
Archived reports can be found at www.NostReport.com
If you find the Nostr Report valuable, consider supporting us at nostreport@getalby.com ⚡️and if not, give us some feedback as to why!
NostReport is:
#[2]
#[3]
#[4]
#[5]
Stay classy Nostr.
The Sovereign Nostrich 𓅦
Feb 6, 2023
Block Height: 775348
Moscow Time 43:52
4142⚡/ $
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🎙Quote of the Day🎙️
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#[0] asks FiatJaf and jb55 “In your opinion what’s a good outcome for Nostr by the end of 2023?”
🔥🔥🔥“collapse of the ccp” - jb55 🔥🔥🔥
#[1]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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☔️ Popular Bitcoin Lightning node maker #[2] announces “Nostr Relay on Umbrel.” Connect your Nostr client and gain even more control over your Nostr data and activity. ☔️
#[3]
🎉 #[4] cites fiatjaf and reminds us that November 7, 2020 was Nostr’s birthday. #[5] declares November 7th to be “Donate to Devs” holiday. #[6] #[7]
👀👀 #[8] - Zerohedge is shilling Damus on the bird app https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1622687603706236939?s=20
#[9]
#[10] announces 🇨🇭 Switzerland 🇨🇭 will vote on cash as a right.
#[11]
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🖥️nostr Tech🖥️
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#[12] lays out a vision of relay architecture. https://fiatjaf.com/3f106d31.html
#[13]
🟪 #[14] - Amethyst 0.13.1 brings relay management to their Android client. 🟪
#[15]
🐝 #[16] - Alby’s new release allows for managing multiple Nostr keys in the extension. 🐝
#[17]
🐝 #[18] - More from the Alby team about their latest Alby update, including privacy and tor enhancements. 🐝
#[19]
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🎩nostr Lifestyle🎩
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🚨 Be aware of spam infiltrating #plebchain. We noticed multiple posts in Global identical to the one linked here, each from a different account and with a different photo attached, but all asking you to follow the same npub.
#[21]
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🩺Nostr Health of the Network🩺
Pubkeys 530,600
Events 1,268,995
Relays 295
Source nostr.io/stats
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[22] #[23]
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Stay Classy Nostr.
🚨 THIS JUST IN 🚨
Umbrel announces Nostr Relay on Umbrel 🔥
More details👇
#[0]
THE NOSTR REPORT
Feb 5, 2023
Block Height: 775,208
Moscow Time: 43:44 ⚡/ $
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🎙Quote of the Day🎙️
Upon being asked why he was banned from China, #[0] replies, “I introduced a free speech app into the mainland china appstore.” 🔥 #[1]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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#[2] Damus crushing app store charts in Hong Kong, and has maintained 2nd on the social network chart x5 days. ⚡️🚀
#[3]
🖕👳🏿♀️ #[4] NVK says Trudeau passes C11, the most absurd censorship bill in the history of western societies #Nostr & #Bitcoin have never been this important for free speech #FuckTrudeau 🖕👳🏿♀️
#[8]
🌍 #[9] Walker shares a beautiful geographical map of relay distribution
#[10]
#[11] Zoltan reports of a large internet blackout in Italy 🇮🇹 #[12]
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🖥️nostr Tech🖥️
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Team of devs including #[13] @dfralan #[14] & @StrongHodler deliver on bounty by #[15] calling for a client design that puts relay management front and center. It looks great! Check out their deliverable at https://twitter.com/fiatjaf/status/1621202814499258372?s=46&t=AF3JfHis2MCD-eGr6BNJ4Q
#[16]
#[17] announces more Nostr bounties
#[18]
#[19] Nostr DMs with an email-esque client interface? What do you think? One thing is for sure, we love to see new ideas being tried.
#[20]
☔ #[21] Umbrel rumors relay app tomorrow! ☔
#[22]
🇯🇵 #[23] Japan is the 3rd biggest source of traffic today. 🇯🇵
#[24]
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[25] “#Bitcoin is distributed. #Nostr can be centralized, decentralized and distributed all at the same time for different interactions/content.”
#[28]
#[29] Fiatjaf thoughts on relays
#[30]
#[31] Stack sats runs the numbers and looks at costs involved in running a paid relay.
#[32]
#[33] Stacksasts published an updated paid relay list. We now have at least 10 paid relays. Have you used one? What has your experience been like?
#[34]
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🎩nostr Lifestyle🎩
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#[35] “Global account” created and private key released for users to get creative. What could go wrong?
#[36]
🥩🍳 #[37] Steak and eggs for meal of the day and meal of the millennium. 🥩🍳
#[38]
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🩺Nostr Health of the Network🩺
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Pubkeys: 519,105
Events: 1,248,199
Relays: 292
Source nostr.io/stats
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[39] sums up what’s on everyone’s mind right now: “Zaps are coming.”
#[40]
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Stay Classy Nostr.
Let’s try that again… Maintain signal through the noise. Follow #[0] for daily updates, news, tips and tricks, dank memes, and more!
Our latest report 👉
#[1]
Archived reports can be found at www.NostReport.com
If you find the Nostr Report valuable, consider supporting us at ⚡️nostreport@getalby.com⚡️
NostReport is:
#[2]
#[3]
#[4]
#[5]
Our favorite contributor #[6] is taking a step back to focus on her studies, but you're always welcome back at NR! 💜 🙏
Stay classy Nostr.



