batch your UTXOs in a manner that makes sense for when you decide to gift them to loved ones
start planning now
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whatever wants/desires you have today...
they're not going anywhere.
full ending scene/song:
"Well, Stephen...the bird's flightless?"
"Yes."
"It's not going anywhere."
#stacksats
#buybitcoin
CHEAP SATS
🤑 nostr:note1026ag4hgcyuhp5af2t0lwpw5a2hzm2fx3w3wp927z7use7ahx0hs0f3znw
validation, at nearly any cost, plays a big part
“but why 0.7 BTC UTXOs?”
since we all have lizard brains that put arbitrary value on unit bias, this entity is - most likely - anticipating a future where transacting these UTXOs will be so fee-intensive, the recipient may “only” receive 0.5 BTC
this implies a 142,602.50 sats/vByte fee
😵💀🪦 nostr:note1j0qc9e8khr3vzjxup84rqa242z28y6fynv0xtu4uul7229sfxwcq90ztvn
an entity is paying >$12,000 to consolidate several 0.7+ BTC UTXOs, each!!
#fuckyoumoney nostr:note1trnax7x3zx4cenvfvjkjvxde8yr3j467n5f38ps65wfc0r902l2qee9nms
phat consolidations
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Everyone who goes on X and reports doxx posts of Fiatjaf for privacy violations, and publishes screenshot proof here in the replies, will receive at least 2121 sats from me.
Instructions by nostr:npub103a6vk43crw497dlaptwfmhctxqu22mwepshjcvvp29fzwrhtx4q675n6p: https://x.com/BitcoinBRS/status/1798804354322796589
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my collection of Friday “Fun Facts” for my fellow precoiner GoC colleagues so far; tracking them purely for posterity
nothing quite like paper and pencil ✏️ 
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I noted too soon
😬 nostr:note1p8xmwv00jqk7lrq83cvrcwgpcccy6ce8869a8ty0adaet9mvj6ssdj25qn
the fetid stench of Pure Fear from Bears at $72,000 is palpable
they will inevitably go long…or die
“When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard.”
- Sun Tzu
every report against Katherine Long on X pushes #bitcoin’s price up $69.42
I don’t make the rules