nostr:npub15tpf43qu4dmd6ql5dzjt6auh4ywuafca6ytvju0j3465hyr8e9aqcl649k I sure hope it was a socialist arm you chopped off 😉🤣

nostr:npub1v8y2xk3wzc2w7rkfhraq8vhjf4de5x00h460x4lrdg206vtkdcvsdws6vc one could argue this statement is pretty darn offensive to old mafia guys. Especially in Sicily and Palermo. Sure they're all scumbags, criminals and all, but there's one huge difference: if you pay the mafia for protection, you're actually protected, while when you pay the government, you'll get robbed and if you're lucky you won't bleed out within half an hour the cops will need to pick up the phone and dispatch a retard to take your statement that will be used in court someday

Mafia instead of government, I say! After all, if you're being extorted either way, don't you think that you deserve actual protection from organized crime and being the guy whom pickpockets and shoplifters will avoid, or else? Seriously..... as bizarre as it might seem, in today's world..... 🤣

nostr:npub1ypfcrd4k5ryzlcg8jmdvgrlk29ladfe27z7c2aaq8lvmks6drwqqautsp5 nostr:npub18994crjwnldrukwym5lz3y2nae84s84v20m2rkngtjnyg549lr6qvxmd6m and you know, living in Italy where paying for protection is kind of tradition, I wouldn't even have issues with this kind of extortion, but the thing is that this particular mafia only takes your money. It's not like they make it clear to other criminals that you paid them and thus they can't touch you.... 🤣

nostr:npub1lmr94u49p9ma0nkjf0nrxhh3hexa43uadqtavm0dfcchk335w0gsg2ggq9 yeah.... living in Italy with all the heat and humidity and all, I'm having problem with them onions sprouting all the time. You literally can't use an Onion bought more than a week ago here. Not as a regular onion, that is 🤣

nostr:npub18994crjwnldrukwym5lz3y2nae84s84v20m2rkngtjnyg549lr6qvxmd6m tried it once. And it seemed to work for a bit, but then they made me pay the tax anyways, and with a fine on top of that

nostr:npub1jrwg46y6hq3s65fsu83xdspt69zuv3kw37r26ql2h6mdqht8pz7q8la8cw of course I did. Didn't I say it's wrong? 🤣

nostr:npub1wzpegg8xrm20xeuhz9ayelhv2pn3w38w0fm2nxw0j39fayctmdfqyl8quw nostr:npub1gxv4vcqfp2ug07fd34t0swq4w2t9gsynu0cmelr6ktcna8xnv38qythh99 prolly not, the way i see it. Aliens tend to bring cheap burritos and affordable gardening. Seen any of those lately? 🤣

nostr:npub1wzpegg8xrm20xeuhz9ayelhv2pn3w38w0fm2nxw0j39fayctmdfqyl8quw nostr:npub1gxv4vcqfp2ug07fd34t0swq4w2t9gsynu0cmelr6ktcna8xnv38qythh99 assume nothing, I always say

nostr:npub1jrwg46y6hq3s65fsu83xdspt69zuv3kw37r26ql2h6mdqht8pz7q8la8cw that's just wrong. True, most likely, but wrong....

nostr:npub1nd0ffd05py6ndt7r45le4h7c8sjdel7tmrephh7wsz3lw7z7cxmqhv6uen that will teach ya! Never buy clothes for the wife! Not only you'll pay extra, but she'll also say she doesn't like it. 🤣

nostr:npub19hshl3uyf4cyzjyrzrfnj6vr6ngvnt5y2rdwwawpk2ll3ffjzpfswlq3dh nostr:npub14w37fjdpkezfacsz3q8r97yqs9e0cquntlfkamgdhewnpaud4x9qtu9vjx nostr:npub1m2lq440p5h5a4t8uugcpa9z8huuechhegwspr8rs7fn7fv9m602sz3qlv3 what's the capacity on that thing? I mean, I've seen them inexpensive dehydrators, and I'm sure they work just fine (because it's not like you can screw up fanning hot air through a bunch of grills) but they always seemed real small to me....

nostr:npub1a0qxpztc73n47hp37wxfqt6thaakt97seu7satuv7uz65mnlq37sxu3tmr I would never dare, deviant 😉🤣

nostr:npub1m2lq440p5h5a4t8uugcpa9z8huuechhegwspr8rs7fn7fv9m602sz3qlv3 nostr:npub14w37fjdpkezfacsz3q8r97yqs9e0cquntlfkamgdhewnpaud4x9qtu9vjx personally, I use a cardboard box with one of them Chinese thermo-ventilators and a thermostat. You keep it at 60°C for two days and it's all bone dry. I tried the oven once, but I burnt everything, so.... 😂

nostr:npub1a0qxpztc73n47hp37wxfqt6thaakt97seu7satuv7uz65mnlq37sxu3tmr means it's doing it's job. Everything's designed to depress normal people 😂

nostr:npub1yaqc6nyrru7tn4zsckagwlq5fwhdv9zfm38z2jzvjeqyzwqsjldqrvyh9s it was chicken with growth hormones. The vaccine only makes them sterile. Easy to get those two confused 😉😂

nostr:npub1m2lq440p5h5a4t8uugcpa9z8huuechhegwspr8rs7fn7fv9m602sz3qlv3 nostr:npub14w37fjdpkezfacsz3q8r97yqs9e0cquntlfkamgdhewnpaud4x9qtu9vjx that would be my first call too. And if there's too many tomatoes to eat while they're fresh, slice them up and stick 'em in a dehydrator. Dried tomatoes are surprisingly good in the winter if you sprinkle them with olive oil, add some garlic and let them sit overnight

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"A Russian drone that never existed explodes in Romania. What sounds like a plot summary for a play by Eugene Ionesco, the Romanian-born French absurdist playwright, is the country's current reality."

https://www.dw.com/en/romania-consternation-at-states-response-to-russian-drone/a-66754164

Have some laughs, folks, you need it.

Unless of course you're too young to understand why that's hilarious, in which cashe, dunno.... You're on your own, I guess 😂

https://youtu.be/9BnLbv6QYcA?si=9scM6wG232dK6gLc

nostr:npub1e8reh2nav2zsxvkuqhpmgfh7ujjwq8zur2w9mpllu5yy4yvenrhs8av8cz stray tuned. If there's something evident to bitch about, I'll definitely bitch tomorrow 😂