Hey-hey-heeyyyyyyy!!!! Wassaas-wassa-wassa RISK FREE YIELD!!! MMMM-MMM NO NO NO !!!!!
Banks are not your friends! Wanna try some of my risk-free yield?!
Let's do this, double-time yield generation!
Risk-free yield army reporting for duty, sir!
80 IQ maxi pleb hot take:
Bitcoin doesn't have a yield. Fixed cap assets don't generate native yield but they can extract yield from broken fiat currencies often with huge counterparty risk.
When the shit hits the fan, bitcoin is where you want to be.
Nature is healing.
0.040 ETHBTC was a critical support level. Broke down first time since 2021.
Congrats on this. Seriously.
Coinbases shitcoin business model is basically this:
Wait until you read about Vitalik and his fetish for synthetic wombs.
ETH fanbois still confused that the future of finance turned out to actually be the future of casinos for nerds that were smarter then you.
Just got a call from Larry Fink he said thanks for the bitcoin
24 hr price action +2%. Sometimes you take what you can get
