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Zap to the future ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
Yea we could use more of that. Godspeed!
My wife is building a business right now. Her and her business partner are in the early stages and are working on promoting their service.
She’s been talking with me about how bad Instagram has become. Throttled reach, paying for attention, the entire platform is a mousetrap. The engagement isn’t great.
I thought “Fuck it, I’ll shill her on NOSTR.”
So, I say “Why don’t you build out a profile on NOSTR” and further explain the difference between an app and a protocol. She’s on board, sounds interested. I say “Look, the reach isn’t going to be great, but the engagement will likely be FAR better. Whoever you’re interacting with will likely be cool AF.” She nods…
So, I start showing her how different clients can log in to the same account on different devices. Primal, Nostur, etc. And as I’m giving he a brief demo, I get zapped 2,100 sats from some dude named nostr:npub1t04cvx3d0a3le22rgnekk20wvr3l4jpg93vkledsyakas96puqaqwm53m9 on a shit post that said “Yo”.
I’m ecstatic. Might as well have been $1,000…With glee I explain that I just got paid a buck twenty-five by a dude named Scrotus (lmao) for saying “Yo”.
My wife stares, concerned. After a moment she declares “Fuck it. We’re in.”
Long live Nostr, long live protocols, long live humanity. LFG! 🚀
(Her business will be active on NOSTR shortly)
Alright alright alright. What’s the business?
Same
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Hypeman you need to set up a lightning wallet
I officially declare the green man to be the executor of the portion of my estate hereby zapped.
Any potential heirs must first note a meme to this note which is deemed zap worthy by the npub known as Gigi. Dispersal of the contested estate may be done in fractions or in whole or not at all based on the sole discretion of the green man.
These terms shall henceforth and forever more be binding upon the zap in question unless and until the npub known as Gigi zaps some other shitpost thereby releasing the funds to another worthy party, in which case, sorry kid HFSP
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