my dad edited put the Budweiser can so he could send that photo to my grandparents

there's a girl coming over to my house and she said she was gonna bring me a sandwich and a 6 pack of beer and we were gonna watch Fight Club

is this a dream?

someone pinch me

there. take that

🔱holding it firmly by the base

don't be shy

slide into my dm's

I dare you

hahahah

"traditional foods" like pasteurized milk or butter lmfao

some of y'all wanna go back to H&G days so bad don'tcha?

someone better tell me I'm a good boy

I got a praise kink to feed

also would love to get zapped 8008 cuz boobies :)

don't make me do it

down in Bisbee Arizona

ask and you shall receive

I'm the one in the witch hat

thank you. I appreciate your kind words.

a real big bummer, man

can be either, perhaps this is the more Americanized version.

don't want to associate with the Brits

we should start calling "dying on two hills" an "ideological t-bag"

watch me

for if you pick two hills,

no matter how far apart they are

I shall straddle the hills with ease

my bad. I erroneously attributed this quote.

the original author is Arthur Guy Mathews

"Homosexuality Is Stalin’s Atom Bomb To Destroy America"

-Yevgeniy Fiks

Some quotes are simply so good, they can stand on their own.

nevertheless, we must acknowledge the power speech has to insight violence

you drive a hard bargain mr

you can try

I costore than you think