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They really do not want to have a conversation about this.

In-N-Out is packed at 9:45 on a Wednesday night.

My cyclura Casanova is helping me adjust the air pressure.

Casanova climbed the shelves and sat there contemplating a picture of his cousin species.

Happy Birthday! I tried sending it on Nostro this morning but it didn't post. This platform doesn't like me.

Without government, who would create a legal system so stupid that a manufacturer would put this label on the bottom of a laptop?

It takes screwdrivers and quite a bit of effort to reach said battery.

Anyway, DO NOT EAT THE LAPTOP OR ITS PARTS!

My #cyclura Casanova taking an early evening nap.

Cuteness factor is extreme.

New record: from the time they opened the door of the plane to the time I walked into my home: 17 minutes.

That includes stopping to pee and taking an Uber.

The only thing worse than a huge line at the TSA checkpoint is no line at the TSA checkpoint.

They'll stand there and stare at the x-ray of your bag for 15 minutes like they're trying to will a bomb into appearing.

Sorry, TSA people. Your lives will never have meaning.

Waiting for the start of Elton John at the Curebound Concert series. Will probably be the last concert he ever does.

Walking around downtown San Diego for the first time in years and randomly ran into someone I know. Crazy.

What was once the fastest is now just old.