Neighbors are making onion rings! Starving!

My mom did the floral arrangements for the LPGA tournament. We tried to stick around but got bored and went to Chili's

Most boring game I ever seen was basketball at Target Center in Minneapolis. Mind you I have actually been to an LPGA event!

Been to alot of stadiums. Target Field my favorite Minute Maid Park a close second.

My friends were expecting a hockey game not a fine dining experience.

Occasionally I use my powers for good. Once I accidentally got 200 level seats for a Wings vs Hawks game. Was not expecting waiters serving our beers and food. Suddenly I didn't miss the old barn so much.

When I worked in telecom, got free tickets to everything except the Bears.

In the history of me doing nice things for people, my friend who's a huge Cubs fan came up from Texas. I asked him what he was doing for 4th of July "I'm going to..." wrong asshole! We're going to Wrigley! Got 6th row box seats through work. Made him so happy!

Straight A's perfect attendance got you 3 pairs of Sox tickets back in the day!

I only go to big games. I think the last one was the MLS All Star game that was here. I miss Comeskey Park.

Mind you my inlaws are Twins and Vikings fans.

South Side till I die!

At least I'm not race mixing!

Korn is a poor kids Sepultura.

Americans always misspronce Adidas

Some people say Women are irrational. I'm unfortunately providing evidence

Unity is Sovereign!

Jew math

Cold day in hell before I do that. Born Free and I intend staying that way!

Critical thinking is terrorism now?