hate to post something from eviltube but,
I may have drank too much coffee this morning
he's just kidding Mr(s) Government person, he lost his keys in a boating incident
This account is coming along nicely. Thank you #stoopidlines 
Dang bruh, we got grazed but I knew you were gonna get it.
We need to keep an eye on this one fellas
Weekends... lol
Everytime I zap someone vie Lightning from my wallet, it takes 5-10 seconds for the zap to settle and for everyone to see it happen on nostr.
Everytime, I think "this could've been an instant nutzap". "Tap, boom. Tap, boom. Zap zap zap. I would be zapping so much more."
The reason a nutzap is instant is obvious. At this point, I hope that everyone knows that a Cashu nutzap is just an instant transfer of an IOU from one user to another.
Let's step back and look at a pure Lightning zap on nostr for a second. We all know that the vast majority of Lightning zaps is effectively an exchange of one custodial IOU against another one as well. Most people use custodial wallets. So why is it still so slow? It's the Lightning settlement between the two custodians that often takes 5-10s to complete. Note, some users actually do run their own node, manage channels, run LNURL servers, etc. But they still get the same UX.
Here is an idea. Let's say a user doesn't want to use Cashu. Pure Lighting maxi which I think is great. I've been a Lightning dev for years before I started working on Cashu. This user could still be nutzapped and even remain fully self-sovereign if they run their own node.
What if the receiving user's Lightning wallet (custodial or non-custodial) was able to melt all nutzaps it receives by watching the nostr wallet ("nutsack") of its user? Either for every nutzap or whenever enough nuts are accumulated, the service could withdraw the nuts to the user's real Lightning wallet.
Effectively, this would improve the zap UX by showing everyone an instant zaps. The receiving user's custodian (or themselves) would have to run something like a nostr-cashu-wallet-watcher on a server to receive while being offline, but they have to run a Lightning node and LNURL and all that anyway (they already have a server).
Even without a server, normal nostr clients without true nutzap support could withdraw all nuts accumulated while they were offline back to their Lightning wallet everytime they come back online. The only real difference to a normal zap is that noe it's the receiver's job to settle via Lightning, not the zap sender's.
Nevertheless, zaps on permissionless social media like in nostr will never be completely trustless. They can't solve the sybil problem for instance. If you want, you can zap yourself an infinite amount of normal Lightning zaps on nostr without moving s single Satoshi. We faked zaps in the early days like crazy just to have fun.
But it actually turns out, all that doesn't really matter too much at all. First, people seem not to abuse the sybil issue. We had fun for a few weeks but then it got uninteresting There is not enough to gain, no algorithm to fool, no benefit of lying (at least not yet). Second, zaps are literally free money given to you from a random person. Why would someone rug you if they want to literally gift you money? It doesn't make much sense.
I think we have a lot more to learn. nostr:nprofile1qqs04xzt6ldm9qhs0ctw0t58kf4z57umjzmjg6jywu0seadwtqqc75spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsz9mhwden5te0wfjkccte9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wshszxnhwden5te0wpuhyctdd9jzuenfv96x5ctx9e3k7mf0dv4ph5 recently said he thinks we have explored 1% of what zaps can be. He might be right. I think the reordering of events that a bearer zap system like with Cashu brings could open new doors for insane UX and it looks like we're actually going to find out. We have zero-config wallets now. Imagine how cool it is to bring your money wherever you go with your nsec.
Keep exploring, cypherpunks. We do live in the best of all times. Bullish on Bitcoin, bullish on Nostr, bullish on Cashu 🧡
This thread has convinced me to learn as much as I can about cashu
No such thing as a bull/bear market. It's always stack market. 🤑
Now that you've all grown attached to your #NostrHeroes (Thanks nostr:npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu they all look awesome!) I've totally changed how characters are determined.
Balancing changes:
1. I've added more races, classes AND backgrounds
2. I've readdressed the weight of the races slightly. I also adjusted the weight of the CLASS you get based on your RACE.
3. I've weighted BACKGROUND based on CLASS now. So now you're less likely to get characters like Paladin/Criminal
4. The minimum stat is now 8 (6 before) and the maximum stat is now 16 (18 before)
5. Each CLASS has 2 skill with a minimum value of 12. (eg. Wizards all have a minimum 12 Int and 12 Wis)
Alignments remain mostly unchanged. If I do make a game, this is close to the final. So I'll do some more thinking on it and when I think it's pretty close, I'll upload the new code and you can all rediscover your new character, Then maybe use them later in a game. I have the "Legacy" Registry (still running) of course so any characters made over the last couple of days, I have a record of. I can revisit them or add them as custom characters later if you all want to play with them at a later date.
Let me know what you think?
Onward 🫡
If I pull ranger this time imma kiss you
btc dealing range holding like a champ. much wow #stoopidlines 
already done for the day. thankful as fuck. #stoopidlines https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/83eee3f08443bc059bac3569188d16fb865d5d082b0264e77867f421b88b512d.mp4
PoW 
Thx bud. So far so good. hitting the practice account pretty hard this morning. 
USPS sucks lol. Still haven't gotten my nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7erfw36x7tnsw43z7un9d3shjqpquzt238htjzpq39dxmltlx60vxym9fetk9czz6kddq6fhvkf4z3uss4a5dv bar. I am so ready to try it I'm itching. Hurry up you goddamn government drones and get me my goodies FFS lol. I see it's being moved through the network and was supposed to be here yesterday. Carrier pigeons could get it here faster
hmm sounds interesting
What is my trade setup? well it's too messy to take a pic of but it's a steam deck connected to a broken tv. The broken TV can annoying but it's like a 40" so, lots of real estate.





