can waymo's honk? #asknostr
I can hear Gordon Ramsay drooling from here...
Jenna's "All in a Day's Work" sandwich from Episode 6 - listen on nostr:nprofile1qqsx2wyjt6lmvc05rrvv05r5hm3w3t7h0pcpmkyswrpd4ymd2u09tscpvemhxue69uhkv6tvw3jhytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuef0dec82c33wc6h2enedq6xc6m9wdkxw7rcvd3kceecvccxs7np0f5xzaehwfehy6rkvech27r6d5exv6ekx33nwvngwpengdtwxpmr20mzwfhkzerrv9ehg0t5wf6k2qguwaehxw309ahx7um5wgknqvfwvfhkcapwda38xetjwejhyy87u5r now!
https://fountain.fm/show/xyb7C8KsLZG8pZBM3rKM
https://blossom.primal.net/dcc42b9c01191096b277c76011603bb074df0bc7d77882cb7987305b5fb3f06d.webp
can confirm: Gordon called me immediately after hearing about my sandwich invention - he had to have it. look for it on menus everywhere they sell food.
after you win you should rename it Francisball.
I am convinced people only have kids so they can pre-board busy flights.
serious question: why aren't plane seat belts the same as car seat belts? I understand not having the cross-chest part, but shouldn't the lap part be the same?
best fortune cookie fortune of all time? I don't know. but yes, yes it is.
I've got a 32'' plasma in mine. You get a document up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that document.
how your email finds me
🚨 Episode 3 ("How to Get Away With Giraffe Murder") is out now! 🚨
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https://fountain.fm/show/xyb7C8KsLZG8pZBM3rKM https://blossom.primal.net/5e4f6996825cadc62496220cc07d03e075453cbd783ae2ce44d7f6e15f83362e.mp4
#comedy #improv
I wonder what mankini is up to these days. 
I had a dream last night that I was at Rosie O'Donnell's house and when she took me into her backyard she had no landscaping. where did the money go?!
last night I had a dream that I was watching a baby whose name was Penguin, and the baby's dad was Jeffrey Epstein. people kept coming up to me asking who the baby was, to which I would respond "Penguin Epstein". I have to say, the name is growing on me...
#ImSureItsFine #comedy #PenguinEpstein #grownostr
the plural of "chef" should be "chevs". full stop.
👏 english 👏 language 👏 it's 👏 time 👏 to 👏 do 👏 better 👏
#grownostr
cereal is good actually
deep into my calling breasts "milkers" phase. so far so good.