nostr:npub1jm40a4vk6mf3ugh7cyc6rmcrld33wuqds03xu4agn0fje8l6ydmqfz83x3 Microwaving my thoughts :floopa_spin:
nostr:npub140gq5qm0hc8ynmzhxnaxz38lp5zl4640w6sjcmrp8l4aw3wkwlrqw9fkpv nostr:npub16grulha7a3hk7x52pqks0paf36qdhv77djufvzsh9m60e8zfsyps3l28c2 POV: You just told your wife her explosions are almost as beautiful as her.
nostr:npub10lnelsae3zhv6y3kz8jla2fkwjxrpws0j8vehrv54zg7tfsd3p2s4s080l >I am a journalist, husband, father and human
Not surprised, my AI journos would never write something this ridiculous.
nostr:npub148r6a3fexxq7knp4k5xwwuyevjm3fzv8z4uj7my4lwey877nhsuq3wtqt6 Duct-tape solution: Pee before sleeping
Permanent solution: Sleep on the toilet
Ascended: Don't sleep
nostr:npub1zcyw4m2eutnxxrs5dqdylqqh5tynrgvxqkhj9kkex2nsewmyffkshpxpxw That I can't play the games fedi bros would usually play unless someone starts playing some FOSS vidya.
nostr:npub1zcyw4m2eutnxxrs5dqdylqqh5tynrgvxqkhj9kkex2nsewmyffkshpxpxw Same but I have loonix installed and I can't get anything outside of Steam to work :kanna_suicide:
nostr:npub1nwk3pu4dtggv3y8ajp44c4kxsne46a6p5cs7qqmrthtle2d3hw9sfs2t9d if i had a wife she wouldnt need to cook or clean, all i ever eat is shit i can make in the microwave, and i barely have to clean shit because i never leave my room, i wear the same two shirts and sweatpants every day so i barely have to do laundry lol
nostr:npub1g2ys0kjrv6glecy0e00ttcktxvpss3cxvlz2nkdmadts4zh26htqzmdq39 nostr:npub1nwk3pu4dtggv3y8ajp44c4kxsne46a6p5cs7qqmrthtle2d3hw9sfs2t9d I desperately need you to get a girl that thinks "I can fix him" :cirno_stare:
Cat's climbed onto a very tall shelf :notlikemiya: how are you gonna get down you stupid idiot?
I mentioned how I liked trains in front of a girl today and she recommended that I watch The Big Bang Theory because of Sheldon. I don't know if I wanna kill her or marry her.
I want to get good at painting so I can paint the girl of my dreams and hang the painting in my livingroom in order to see her every day.
nostr:npub12e2f9ntqu3f49q0wv84pmqv6u587k77ah9gulc8pzhn834dam65s8s56j9 Enough money to buy food and get fat? Rent go up :tamamo_bonk:
nostr:npub1x70xj2ks2ugls02gerftn088f86vqnykvtwz5gtk5u539sufa3mqeucxkp I have yet to hear any coherent explanation for what hell is.
nostr:npub1y6tk68elxfcrz8yx5kf32agav67hwz4rt2ff22f8rl98yxh7uxhsx69wl9 Hell is other demons.
Me when some fag quotes Sartre.png
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nostr:npub1y6tk68elxfcrz8yx5kf32agav67hwz4rt2ff22f8rl98yxh7uxhsx69wl9 Guy kills demons from mars or something. Not hard to follow, just shoot at shit that moves :FaceOfDoom:
It's been so long since I had a single drop of alcohol. I want to get wasted :drink:
nostr:npub1jl9s3era00ederrdj3u40ne62q4fdng0snzn5ygksecvldhpnjsqjuuf3w >cute pantsu that match their personality
I'm interested in this approach to fashion :lewd_sistine:
Cereal with water.
Why the fuck do I get very suggestive images of the girl with the wolf whenever I look up pictures of the little red riding hood :wat:
nostr:npub1f64hh0hxfp5yeswecth4mnjz78uxls5s48wjnnev9d5tfy7qgttspj5rsj Gotta unite forces and autism waves to create robot wives and sidestep the problem.
nostr:npub1zcyw4m2eutnxxrs5dqdylqqh5tynrgvxqkhj9kkex2nsewmyffkshpxpxw Gn bro, I hope you have very scary dreams :akko_scared: :ghost_owo:
nostr:npub1y6tk68elxfcrz8yx5kf32agav67hwz4rt2ff22f8rl98yxh7uxhsx69wl9 I practice bed minimalism. I hit my head with something hard and fall asleep wherever I do it. Remove the bloat.