The more money you lose with Shitcoins, the steeper the learning curve. Anyone who is not biologically stupid can profit from such losses.
An audit of the gold holdings in Fort Knox would NOT be a certainty, but it would be good entertainment. 🍿 Of course, an audit of the audit carried out by the auditor would then be required, at least 🤡
It's just not as simple as #Bitcoin, where the supply can be verified in seconds, by anyone. 🪫
That doesn't look good, it's falling off. Could gender reassignment be the better solution?
➡️ Another nice one:
Roses are red, Violets are blue
I have #Bitcoin,
because I don't trust you.
What a SHITSHOW!
Gn #nostr
St. Moritz #polo #switzerland nostr:npub1z77juddgcul5la7jq578nsurpxh99633ccanngf863m4gh6gv2msm009sr

⛷️ or 🍸 or ⛷️🍸 ?
Wasting time for a XRP documentation? 🫣 You should get payed🫡
„Donald Trump is a man of his word.“
and he moves forward quickly. 🚀
- #freeRoss ✅
- Repeal of SAB 121 🔥✅
- Bitcoin #stockpile ✅
- Banning #CBDC ✅
- Right to self custody 💚
#Freedom #Bitcoin #Lummis #Trump
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So many things are happening at the same time. For the #USA and #Bitcoin (no, not #crypto!)
Crazy but entertaining. Good times are coming.
With the confirmation from the new Mr. President Donald Trump, #Ross Ulbricht was pardoned today. #FreeRoss came true - after so long. 💝
We can look forward to seeing which good actions #Trump will implement for his country in the coming years. I am certain that Americans will be better off in the future than they are today. ⭐
Very troublesome: Europe! Send those sats 😁
Great by #Mara for #Trump and #Bitcoin 🤩
An Easter egg:
The OP_RETURN of the blocks contains the US Declaration of Independence ✌️✨😇
https://mempool.space/block/000000000000000000010c05038d08c742d28a7a248e9d0f94ebe5102f366c8e
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Yes, I know, the price went up again, but: 🔔
did you notice that a Falcon 9 🚀 with the #Bitcoin whitepaper was successfully launched today from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida? Destination: The moon 🌖
No joke! ✌️ Estimated 🛰️🗒️ landing time MARCH 1, 2025.
Applause and greetings to the initiator Torsten Hoffmann & npub1angvhateqn930ef5649qpswgrldcw7wc78a5d80sun9xsx5wt2nqp9p6qc
#bitcointothemoon #whitepaper #rocket

Over 119k #Bitcoin theft from these two 🍌. This story is so weird, it has made me laugh many times over the years. 😂 Unbelievable, but thanks for the entertainment! 👋
Netflix has just released the documentary “Biggest Heist Ever”. I'm looking forward to a very amusing movie night 🍿🎥
Had a great time with a very good friend! #Bitcoin remains a challenging topic. The last time we talked about it was almost a year ago, shortly after the launch of the ETF. 🔜 CONSTANT dropping wears away a stone. He knows what he has to do!
Food was delicious✨ and I will be invited again😁 All good or even better 💪
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ℹ️ Cheap #Bitcoin for Institutional Investors - FOR DUMMIES.
How to buy below usual market price? ➡️ 8 steps:
1.) Look for topics that cause anxiety in the Bitcoin world.
2.) Set a watcher who informs you about news in these areas.
3.) Find allies who spread news/rumors fast, best without verification.
4.) Be patient.
5.) When the notifier goes off, quickly create a threatening story.
6.) Fire a dump via the clickbaiters.
7.) Optional: Support (initialize) the dump with a short position.
8.) #Buy! Slow & steady.



