Good morning nostriches ✌️

😂😂

Normies don’t realize we are zapping digital hard money over the internet with 0 fees and no middleman.

We’re so early

Damus App Store users,

Here are some tips to help you with the new update:

#1 Turn off Show Wallet Selector in Settings. This will give you faster zaps

#2 In order to have NIP-57 zaps and get notifications, you must have an address in your Lightning tips that looks like an email address. In Wallet of Satoshi, it looks like bronzeping54@walletofsatoshi.com

#3 In Universe (previously Global) you can tap on the three lines in the top right, and that will let you filter by relay. I recommend you shut off everything except paid relays, unless you have other filters from nostr.wine or other relays. This will not effect the relays you broadcast to

#4 You can bookmark notes to save them for later. Long press on a note, choose Add Bookmark, and the note will be saved in your Bookmarks

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There are a few bugs in this update. You cannot change the default zap amount, but you can leave a custom zap on each note. However, you cannot dismiss the keyboard

To solve this, add a custom zap amount, and then tap on the Comment field and choose Return on your keyboard. This will dismiss the keyboard so you can continue

#[4]​ is aware of this, and he is working on making the zaps much faster

Gigantic croc spotted this morning at Bitcoin Jungle. Where I surf almost everyday.

These magnificient fuckers are no joke.

This is what I’m going to do. Purchase $20 of sats at the beginning of each month. Spend my sats each month on content I can access from Nostr. This way I hope more people join this network of ideas. Let’s support content creators and those meme artists. Like if you will too.

Just like trades school it not only about what you know but what you can actually di

If you aren't pursuing a career in academia, it usually doesn't make sense to get a Master's Degree in Computer Science. You'll learn more on the job than you will by staying in school, and few employers will care that you spent an extra 2 years in school.

Let’s test how cool people are on nostr.

I promise to zap you a million sats if you promise to zap it back.

We’re going to secure this transaction using PPT.

Pinky promise technology.

Lol 😂

Hit me with a 🤞if you want in.

In the spirit of NOSTR I'd like to give back 10% of my generous @hodl haul to the first 10 people that answer this question accurately with the correct explanation as to why their answer is correct. '"Brothers and sisters I have none but THAT man's father is my father's son. Who is THAT man?" 10,000 sats to the first 10 people that answer it correctly with correct explanation. Explanation must be included! Contest stops tomorrow at 6pm eastern standard time. Oh ya and 100,000 sats goes to @gabe at the end of the contest for spotting me in the wild. God speed Nostrians!