Subnostr

Ffs I’m rejected again!

🫂

TRUST ME …

I’ve tried to forget him

Repeatedly

Cut him out completely

It’s never worked

I’m content to be without him

Happy even

Our lives are perfectly content

Alone

Everyone deserves someone.

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SoupBox

Onlyzaps

OnlyNips

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CraigTheSpaceBum

I told him it's for the zaps

This is the way.

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Yep top and bottom and behind

🫡

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You sure you don’t wanna play with me, just a little?

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CraigTheSpaceBum

My dad walked in on me taking this picture

Thankfully, I’m the only dad in my house. 😅

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Manscaping is the way 🫡

North and south?

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So a threesome with you is out then?

Sounds fun.

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Can I play with Pinky?

No one is stopping you!

Same as we do everything ….

Take over the world 🌎

Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

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I wanna play with pinky now

😏

Mine are known as Pinky and The Brain 🙏

What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?

Wives … good of you to please her 🙏

As long as I’m not clean shaven, she’s happy.

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Sounds like that was a quick phase?

I prefer the opposite of that, but each to their own 💜

It lasted a few months. My wife made me throw out the jeans. The beard is currently longer than in my pfp, but tapered. 😎

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You’re into hobo looking men? I guess there’s someone for everyone 😉

I went through a hobo phase during the pandemic. Unkempt beard, old t-shirts, badly torn jeans…

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Tequila is even better 😜

Whiskey, please!

The answer to everything

Life, the universe, and everything!

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Kim

Your chest is fine, but your neck is very wrinkled.

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