Who still writes letters and thank you notes and sends them in the mail? If you do, I love you.

Make motha fuckin memes get to work my ninja

I heard actually laughing at a shitpost means you zap the user who posted it. I don’t make the rules. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Okay. I officially zapped everyone to zero sats. ⚡️

Scrolled down global and zapped every post I saw

Sorry if I didn’t get to you <\3

Time is such a mind fuck. Less than a month ago #[0]​ posted about Damus on Twitter. I downloaded the app as soon as it was available in the App Store- hey #[1]​.

New to the Nostr protocol, I tagged Jack and asked him “What is this Place?” And he answered, as I had hoped, with a heaven emoji. #[2]​ was my first friend here, and he introduced me to the #plebchain.

In less than 2 weeks, Avi, #[4]​ and #[5]​ orange pilled me and next thing I knew I was having as much fun sending ⚡️as receiving (maybe more).

I can’t believe it’s only been a month as I feel I have a real family here. This is different. This is special. Thank you for allowing me into the tribe 💜

Nostraste 🧘‍♀️

Gentlemen and roya

Just saw two satellites. I marvel at the technology above us that let's us send sats over sats anywhere around the planet instantly 🛰📡🛸

How the fuck do you mute a thread I got memes to make ppl

Nostr rn:

You zap me, I zap you.

You spam me, I spam you.

This place looks crowded

#[254]

Guys it’s MarchoffTwitter eve and you’re spamming notifications. You’re like the grinch shitting under my Christmas tree and taking my presents.

Can we call this a snowball thread?

The lightning is drowning out the noise

my notifications moving too fast to read 🤙🏼

Who likes pizza?

This thread is going to put me over 😔

#MarchOffTwitter is happening and it's beautiful.