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Podcasts successfully predicted the outcome 2024 US presidential election.

Trump got 124m views from 14 appearances

Harris got 4m views from 5 appearances

These are just the stats from YouTube.

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‼️ IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you don’t reply with your Zap amount, please don’t expect me to search my wallet logs so I can zap you back! (yesterday it was an overkill) - read the whole thing up ~ follow the 1,2,3 steps; #PoW

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The #majority believes most of the things it believes, only because it believes that "most people believe them". #observations

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