Decoys deployed, go zap the devs!

🐶🐾🫡⚡️🫂

#Nodestrich hell thread is heaven on earth 😍

Interesting idea, wouldn't that result in double the invoices to pay though?

5M sats zap spotted!

Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate

-Nice Guys

🤖 GPT-4 will arrive next week and will be multimodal. This means it will not only able to generate text 💬, but also images 🌇 and even videos 🎬. It will also be able to traverse between languages: for example ask a question in Spanish and get the answer in Japanese.

We're celebrating our Nostr birth with a #bitcoin giveaway!

Follow us and comment below for a Zap!

Just kidding!

We love you nostriches... these tests not only help us to harden our systems, but also helps test and improve:

- nostr clients

- the nostr protocol

- Lightning node software

- the Lightning Network itself

Let's get nostr ready for the next 100 million users!

⚡⚡⚡#[1] 💜💜💜

🙏 #[0] for the 100000 sats ⚡ 💜

And 🙏 to everyone for the hundreds of little ⚡ from the Zapathon. 💜

25000 sats/min zapped in the last 60min

zaplife.lol

ZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

#[0]'s notifications are definitely slowing down

Damus* damnit

OK, Cease FIRE!!! 🐶🐾🫡

I'm going another 30min! ⚡️🫡

Ok #[0]​ we have to talk about app notifications! 🐶🐾🤣🫡

Closing in. Let’s break records ⚡️⚡️⚡️🧡🧡

We’re zapping as hard as we can too! We want to see things break!

More!!!