My birthday is October 9

Same day as the #Bitcoin Conference Amsterdam

If you’re still looking for a present 🫂

Maybe one day but we will be very old then.

Exhausted.

Hello Nostr. We're giving you two ways you can stack extra sats on Fountain this week:

Double Rewards

Get a 2x earnings multiplier when listening to podcasts until Oct 1.

100k Sats Giveaway

Repost and drop your Fountain Lightning Address below to enter👇

🔗 fountain.fm/download

Gold? What gold?

Bitcoin at the end of the rainbow.

You mean like an exceptionally good gambler.

Booking hotels in Kyoto with #Bitcoin lightning using Alby Hub + Alby Go is so magical.

Of course

What's the best difficulty you got on your bitaxe? Mine's been sitting on 231M for months now 😛 #asknostr

Exciting News! 🌍

We’re thrilled to announce that we’re now delivering eSIMs via DM when you zap notes on the Nostr network! This is a test post, and anyone who zaps with **3500+ sats** will (or should) automatically receive an eSIM. 🎉

This test eSIM is valid in Europe and the UK, offering 1GB of data for 30 days. We’re so excited to bring this to life and share it with you!

🌎 US and 🌏 Asia test e-sims and their notes will be published tomorrow.

Even better, we’re committed to giving back—so a portion of all profits from eSIM sales until the end of 2024 will be shared with the open-source developers/public relay maintainers in the Nostr community. 💜

⚡ Happy zapping!

Note: Test zaps will be processed until 2024-09-30 23:59:59 UTC

Would you rather be..

(A) a genius at only one thing and a dumbshit at most other things

or

(B) not a genius at anything but mediocre at many things

My boss told me his “retirement plan”

Is his house

That he bought for 350k

And now it’s worth double that…

So if that’s his plan… oblivious he doesn’t wanna hear that his home keeps getting cheaper in bitcoin.

He will get it at the price he deserves

To him I’m a joke

Imo he is 🤡 tho

His ego is also too big to ever admit he was wrong

For him inflation isn’t a problem

He drives a truck worth like 175k

Just to be a dick

Fuck guys like him

He is soooo short bitcoin

Can’t wait for his face to melt

Soon probably

And I’ll be like tried to tell ya boss

New #damus appstore version just dropped!

- Support for viewing Highlights and a way to create highlights in the Safari share sheet

- Push notifications powered by our new nostr push notification server (notepush)

- More obvious friend filter for reducing spam in notifications and DMs

- Improved reconnection speed

- Support for AlbyHub zaps

Enjoy!

#runstr #runchain

GOOD AFTERNOON

CHILL OR WORK ?

CANT ALWAYS procrastinate !

BUT SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO !

When I win 3.125 #Bitcoin (minus fees), everyone who likes and boosts this post gets 1 million sats.

To decentralizing the hashrate, one BitAxe at a time!

😎

Are you mentally prepared for Uptober