Imma just come out the gate offensive today 🤗

Imagine your house smells like microwaved mackerel. Sleep tight 🤗

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I remember a few of these dual metric/imperial signs still posted in the late 70s.

Always central. It’s the standard

Only thing chasing that is Aaron’s rentals 🤮

Gin and tonic 😃

I keep answering mushy’s quizzes but I really don’t know what’s going on so if he dies a firefly death it really isn’t my fault. I don’t think anyway

Oh shit, maybe. Is this one of those Sunday Disney movies like trading place or some shit? Wowzers. Peachy weez will certainly be less bitchy

Hey I just wanted to let you know that effective tonight at 0001, weez is irreversibly transformed into peachy summer

Retard

Everything is shit any more

That’s because your generation didn’t know what it was like to start an oven with a match. You will do it right or get lernt real quick

Jesus, I hope so. Sometimes I think we should go back to analog ranges with pilot lights

Chicken 🤗

Speaking of cold, you get your stove fixed yet?