Smart advice

Adorable

Turns out talking the wife to stay in tonight is proving troublesome. She’s going through my old box of stuff and commenting on various photos. She found a pic of wee little me getting a peck on the cheek by Shirley Muldowney and asked “who’s this twat?” Woman, I was 7, calm down.

Wee woo crew

#[1]

#[0]

Why do you think I’m friends with it?! 😉

Tuff luck nigga, hunker down

NO! 🖕

Welp, nice knowin ta

Use a really long selfie stick, I heard that works well

They don’t bother me, it’s just a reason to nap in the shelter with my guns. Cozy 🤗

Witch

I don’t want to hear it 🤨

Welp, it’s raining. That’s it, packing it in. March sucks

I’m listening

Oh yeah,I have a 30% chance of rain tonight 😭

Worse than the holocaust

We had a bit of wind and overcast. It was horrible

Ewe

You should see his alt 😉