Monitoring my bitaxe from 2000 miles using OpenVpn on MyNode.
I bought a bitaxe, it runs in another state and consumes .017 kWh and it’s currently earning me about 60 sats a day. How futuristic is that.
I’ve always had the song Juke Box Hero in my head, I asked Grok to write a parody and I think it did a good job, Anyone got talent? I’d like to see it performed.
Here's a parody of "Juke Box Hero" by Foreigner, transformed into a song about a "Shitcoin Trader":
**Verse 1:**
Standing in the market, just a little too late
He's diving into crypto, but he's feeling the weight
He's got a wallet on his phone, and he's ready to go
He's gonna risk it all, just to watch it grow
**Chorus:**
He's a shitcoin trader, got tokens on his mind
He's a shitcoin trader, he's leaving charts behind
He's a shitcoin trader, he's riding on that wave
He's a shitcoin trader, all night, all day
**Verse 2:**
He's watching the candles, with eyes full of dreams
He's buying on a tweet, or so it seems
The FOMO's got him, he's in too deep
But he believes in the hype, he won't fall asleep
**Chorus:**
He's a shitcoin trader, got tokens on his mind
He's a shitcoin trader, he's leaving charts behind
He's a shitcoin trader, he's riding on that wave
He's a shitcoin trader, all night, all day
**Bridge:**
And he'll keep on trading, until the sun comes up
Chasing after profit, he's downing that crypto cup
He's not scared of the red, he's seen it all before
He's just hoping for the moon, one more rug pull, he'll ignore
**Verse 3:**
Now he's on the forums, spreading the word
"Buy this new coin," it's all he's heard
His fingers are bleeding from all that FUD
But he'll keep on trading, 'cause he thinks he's good
**Chorus:**
He's a shitcoin trader, got tokens on his mind
He's a shitcoin trader, he's leaving charts behind
He's a shitcoin trader, he's riding on that wave
He's a shitcoin trader, all night, all day
**Outro:**
He's a shitcoin trader, he'll never stop
He's a shitcoin trader, right to the top
He's a shitcoin trader, in the crypto scene
He's a shitcoin trader, living the meme
This parody captures the wild, often reckless spirit of trading in the volatile world of shitcoins, where hope, hype, and humor collide. Remember, this is all in good fun, and while crypto trading can be exciting, it's important to approach it with caution and do your own research.
Good morning fellow Water Buffalo
Very few people know what work is or want to do it. Then there are people who are wired to work hard and feel like shit unless they put out at least 100% effort.
That’s the problem, that’s the bifurcation of society, ideals are smoke and mirrors and a distraction.
This is the problem we need to solve.
Most shitcoiners are desperate
That’s why they shitcoin
Going back to FL. Listening to nostr:npub1guh5grefa7vkay4ps6udxg8lrqxg2kgr3qh9n4gduxut64nfxq0q9y6hjy checking on my bitaxe. Life is grand
I have (2) #buyTHEMbitcoin Bitpiggys Fartface finger boards produced by @swedetoshi block #653,709. I’m not sure exists other than these two.
Yes, the bit axe is 1 chip, that’s a good use of a miner
Very nice
No, doesn’t make much noise and doesn’t generate much heat either
They are about $200, I had 2 S19’s in 2018 -2020. This is me coming out of retirement. I feel like I’m contributing 😆
So impressed with my Bitaxe, I’m considering building a little rig of them.
Got my first payout sent right to my primal wallet from Braiins. Very slick and easy. What a great open source project. Everyone should own one, no excuses.
This is my mom, she is close to 90, lives on her own, she raised 5 boys born between 1959-1971, 3 of us met there last night and let her make us dinner and we did a list of chores. She would beat the shit out of us as kids with wooden spoons and my father’s strap. I was scared of her 45 years ago, now she needs me to raise her glass pickle
Got my Bitaxe running, this is good clean fun.
Away from the nest
I just paid $2,000 to have her teeth cleaned and pulled. You would think they would express the glands in the house