OK this is getting ridiculous 😹 
...and not ten seconds later she figured out that even static load can be a problem 😸 
Good morning my cat says she'll sleep wherever she wants 
GM! Organisations never fix the problem. Here's why:
Organization gets created to fix a problem ->
Organization hires staff -> staff desires either
A) job stability -> problem is kept alive
B) career advancement -> problem is made worse
Fixing the problem means synchronized economic suicide for everyone in the organization.
Gute Nacht, Gigi. Es tut mir entsetzlich, wahnsinnig, unendlich leid, dass das Unfassbare dich erreicht hat. Habe gerade erst davon erfahren und bin so hilflos wie jeder. Trotzdem kannst du auf jede Hilfe zählen, die ich dir geben kann.
Und jetzt lass deine Gedanken schweigen, spüre nichts als die Welt an deinem Körper, und schlaf ein. Wir lieben dich alle.
Gute Nacht.
Cats… 
Deleted my account the day Microsoft bought them. Evil empire.
I bought the dip today.
(Every tip will be a dip. Matter of time.)
🙀 
GM! 
If you believe Jordan Peterson, at least in areas of his expertise, IQ is the best predictor of professional success, especially when coupled with conscientiousness (which, I think, consists of diligence plus industriousness).
Politics comes from the greek word poly, which means many, and ticks, which are blood🩸sucking parasites. 
Trump to change flag, rename USA to X, following talks with Elon Musk.
(X is the abbreviation; the full name will be X-47-℮Æ-¶¶-69-♂)
Source: der-postillon.com
An author of children's books, who wants to save the world. 
Guys, can you spare a zero? I'm gonna need one tomorrow… 