Narrator: "It actually wasn't nice to have."

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This degen just lost $12,442,683.69.

No, not sick, just a bit cold and suddenly 🚀 warm. runny nose💦🤣👌 PV stacker 🎶🔐

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Does that mean I put my nsec in this app before the author himself? I am so f***ed.

A testament to the unlimited stupidity of humankind

Idk if I’m in the minority but I do not feel sorry for people who get scammed. Don’t send a stranger money or your private keys, this is obvious. Anyone who does that is 100% at fault.

People should zap more

Including me

Thanks for standing by, fellow nutters!

Alerts will follow a new format from now on. Let me take a moment to explain.

Firstly I check for failed swaps by the auditor. If I find one, I post.

Failed swaps by mints don't necessarily mean something is bad or a rug pull is happening. Sometimes is just a case of the mints not being able to find a route through the lightning network to make payment. Not all mints are super-connected nodes.

The first post will show both mints, the payer and the receiver and the reason that the swap failed. Since it's not obvious to me programmerically who was at fault, I'll then list the last 10 swaps involving each mint with a success rating. This should help you see if there is an ongoing problem with one of them.

In a reply to this OP, I'll note any mints that have status changes with the auditor and then, for each mint, list their last 10 known swaps.

If the auditor says there is a problem with a mint, you can then look at the mint performance and judge for yourself.

I hope you find this more useful.

Let me know if you would like any changes.

Today we celebrated the life of Aunt Terri.

She is a saint.

The room was packed with people who loved her for myriad reasons. All spoke of her grit, her kindness, her humor. I spent no small part of my childhood running around her house with my cousins. It was a couple blocks away along residential streets. We ran those streets all times of day and night on bikes and boards. Aunt Terri always kept an eye out. The smell of cigarette smoke, fresh coffee and newspaper wafted out the cracked window that opened with a crank. She sat at the table looking out, reading. Always a smile and cackle but zero tolerance for bullshit. I am grateful to have had such an explary example of being a rock solid foundation for family and community.

We'll miss you Aunt Terr.

Peephole into my life for new friends:

My name is Vitali, I spent my teenage years building a successful music career with over 30million streams to date, completely independent.

Pivoted out of the social media spotlight and into music business, and accidentally fell in love with health, business and technology.

I remember just drinking extra water for its benefits, and now I’m eating raw cheese honey and ginger before my sun run and ending the night with beef and berries.

Feel more alive in these past months and my entire short, 22 year life.

SO excited to be a part of nostr and the digital renaissance.