Not a fan of online coding proficiency tests.

Especially since I wish I could have used my standard editor / testing setup.

Time to watch the Barbie movie.

No matter how down you are feeling about your life, just remember that you can never be as pathetic as whoever is playing all these mobile games in the ads.

I hate when there's a job opening that is a good match for me except for one thing. I get all the recruiters calling me and I have to tell each of them that, while I'm qualified for that role, I'm not going to drive to Lansing every other day.

Bitcoin is rogue money in the sense that once you have it you can go back and find that some of the doors that were previously closed to you are now open.

The doctors office that we go to was remodeled and it's completely different now.

They had to close for ~6 months due to flood damage and now they are back here.

My car's back doors like to not latch when it is extremely cold.

I just spent an annoying bit trying to get them to latch in the Dairy Queen parking lot after picking up my daughter and her boyfriend from work.

We drove with both of them in the back seats hanging on to their respective doors but thankfully they both latched by the time we had to drop him off.

I am way too old to be playing drinking games with a bunch of 20-somethings I've never met before.

I'm really good at flipping up empty solo cups.

When you have the perfect Cards against Humanity card but the judge mispronounces the first word and you know it's not getting picked.

Look Amazon, how bout you don't suggest products to me until you've delivered my last order?

"I have 4 years of experience in this technology plus a bunch of experience in related technologies"

"Sorry, they require you having 5 years of experience"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgPLDpILV2o&ab_channel=Merek

#tunestr #TohKay #StreetlightManifesto

I just had a recruiter wanting to know the last 5 digits of my SSN.

I was not prepared for that.

This is how I start some mornings.

My whole neighborhood lost power tonight.

I tried to like Go, but I felt like some of the design decisions were specifically made to troll me and just went back to Clojure.

Can we all just appreciate how narrow the window was where a Katy Perry stuff pack for Sims 3 was viable? It's amazing we got this.