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Duck Nebuchadnezzar
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Duck's just this guy, you know?

TIL that there was a third installment in the Short Circuit saga where Johnny 5, now a homeowner, teams up with his neighbor to learn how they can prevent their trucks from constantly being stolen.

Ahh, the 80's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6-dJ7N-jgI&ab_channel=VintageVHSWorld

May all of your oranges be of the "peel the whole thing in one piece" variety.

When you wake up well rested after having a full night's sleep only to realize that you fell asleep early and it's 11 pm.

There is no understanding quite like seeing someone else say "It took me a minute"

A series of images approximating the form of Taylor Swift is known as a Taylor Series

I find it funny that the '84 Dune had to go to all the trouble to make sure that their sandworm didn't look too phallic, while the remake is having the opposite problem.

https://giphy.com/embed/13vPE0A3DPqOcg

Went from "If this is one of the tires we replaced for you last time, there'll be no charge" to "That's not one of our tires and there's a nail in the side of it so you will have to pay to have it replaced"

The AI Taylor Swift of today is the Sarah Michelle Gellar with a different body of days gone by.

If I purchase two types of lunchmeat from the store, I feel guilty when I eat them unevenly.

I'm fully capable of believing it's not butter, but frankly, I refuse.

I was supposed to be receiving calls from recruiters at the top of just about every hour today but the lady that was supposed to call me at 9 didn't call. I have a bad feeling I'm going to get 2 calls at 10.

Hiding away all of your treasures in a magical, trapped cave I can get, but why add in the clause that just any "diamond in the rough" can waltz right in and take your most prized possession?

It's still out there, just not the revolution we all hoped it would be.

Don't be misled. Octopuses aren't as good of drummers as you might think.