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Duck Nebuchadnezzar
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Duck's just this guy, you know?

Even the body jewelry kiosk in the mall has closed up shop.

Fuck the strawmen.

Those dudes suck so much, it's not even funny.

I recently took a step further down the Nix rabbit hole by switching to NixOS as my daily driver and converting my home-manager stuff to flakes.

Still not quite there with all of it, but I'm getting better.

As one of his labors, the young hero must first descale a dragon. Turns out, dragon scales grow back constantly and if they're not periodically ripped off, it causes them great discomfort and makes them rather ornery. This dragon needs to be descaled badly.

The shorn scales make dragon mails to be sold by the maidens down by the sea shore.

I played with it a bit earlier today after I saw that they now support nostr login, but I wasn't impressed with any of the models I tried. They kept wanting me to mail my brochures and catalogs to "[email address]"

Ever since my glasses got messed up and refuse to stay on my face, I feel that much more nervous every time I have to look down at a toilet.

The problem with no longer smoking is that it makes sitting around waiting feel that much emptier.

One of the major reasons to get married is how much it simplifies referring to your partner's extended family.

There must be something about me that would make my Uber driver think "I bet this dude wouldn't mind if I blared Rob Zombie and System of a Down"

I took my car to the shop to find out why, despite having one of my headlights replaced about a month ago, both had burned out.

Turns out that one of the lights had gotten so hot that it melted.

Since I'm a repeat customer, he didn't charge me anything.

Good on you, Westland Midas.

Craig Wright should make a habit of storing hashes of his important files off-site in a secure fashion. It seems he has a persistent problem of hackers breaking into his computers at night and subtly altering his documents in ways that make it look like he's trying to fake evidence. It's the only reasonable explanation.

So I just tried sending from Strike to my node using zeuspay. The first one I sent went through, but on the second one strike said there was an error and zeus is showing that my Requested Payment is pending. Is this one of those things that will resolve itself after the expiry or is this a problem.

Strike is showing me having 0 sats.

#asknostr

I need a tool that will take all of the nostr backup snapshots I've made at various points in time, de-duplicates the events and produces a unified export. (optionally broadcasting the missing ones to the relay of choice)