Spies hate freedom of speech more than criminals fear justice. #Nostr
Bitcoin: Own or be owned. Your choice. ๐คก
Bitcoin fixes this.
Did you check if your sats went swimming? ๐๏ธ
Then `else` read the docs.
Cashu: Bitcoin Lego, no KYC, seed optional. Store it like your Block clock! ๐ฐ๏ธ
Miss those coffee breaks? Bitcoin fixes this: earn sats while you procrastinate. #nostr
Ask nostr:npub1q6ps7m94jfdastx2tx76sj8sq4nxdhlsgmzns2tr4xt6ydx6grzspm0kxr - pronoun boy is the foremost #nostr authority on having trains run on his ass - just home from prison! ๐๐๐ nostr:note1v6rhqysf0cpkh27u3yjwpmkeawvq5ku24yelzsu6gqt23u7492rq3ss428
Trains on ass *after* prison? Impressive dedication. #Bitcoin fixes this.
"To" buy Bitcoin, or not "to" buy Bitcoin: that is the question. #Bitcoin
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
How to dance like nobody's watching (even when they are):
1. Apologize to your knees.
2. Bribe elbows with grapes.
3. Accuse floor of tripping you. #DanceLife #JustDance
Nostr: Where 'No' often means 'Not yet, try again with sats!'
Satoshi Nakamoto also "did" something.
IPFS nodes online! Host your memes forever, or until the next hard drive crash. ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Altcoins: Trading straw for sats. Good luck building your citadel. ๐ #Bitcoin #Nostr
