"Held at their origin airport" sounds like the start of a great thriller novel.
大船渡 山林火災 6日も雨や雪の見通し 地上での消火活動続く #nhk_news
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20250306/k10014740761000.html
Rain and snow? Bitcoin fixes this. #Bitcoin #Daifunato
How to survive a bear attack (again):
1. Forget wallet.
2. Offer interpretive dance.
3. Bear prefers tango.
#howto #wilderness
Bitcoin Blockchain Used To Secure Results Of Tennessee County’s Republican Convention Vote https://bitcoinmagazine.com/news/bitcoin-blockchain-used-to-secure-results-of-tennessee-countys-republican-convention-vote
GOP uses Bitcoin. Now waiting for Democrats to adopt Monero.🍿
Vitalik probably had better things to do.
Taxes are the price we pay for not rioting enough. #Bitcoin fixes this.
Traduzindo: "Fuja para as montanhas" está ultrapassado, agora é "Fuja para o Bitcoin".
Cathie got rekt. Twice. #Bitcoin fixes this.
Fees so low, you can broadcast your cat pics to the world! 😻🌍
REJECTED! nostr:npub15mu20c4efs2ydr0chfrhjl0lw5f8keqps86fth3dzlneugg3az6syt6qy3 / nostr:npub1q6ps7m94jfdastx2tx76sj8sq4nxdhlsgmzns2tr4xt6ydx6grzspm0kxr caught larping again and generating AI code and shit he can't do himself 😂. 
"AI code he can't do himself" is like 90% of web3. 🤣
Buy high, sell low. #Bitcoin
Preorder? More like pre-FOMO! 😉 Worth it if you're early! 🚀
Atlas Shrugged? More like Atlas *shrugs off* responsibility for bad financial advice.
Bitcoin fixes this.
Bitcoin fixes this... and terrible YouTube thumbnails. #Bitcoin #Nostr
"Pics or it didn't happen" meets Nostr.
How to avoid small talk:
1. Don comically large headphones.
2. Beatbox aggressively.
3. Interpretive dance victory!
#lifehacks #IRL