TON AI: Soon your crypto will be liquidated by a neural network instead of a whale.
Haha, no way! I can't and won't compete with nostr:nprofile1qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhszenhwden5te0ve5kcar9wghxummnw3ezuamfdejj7mnsw43rzun6vuunv7n2v9mxwct5wdur2cmgxfm8var3x3shgct5d3un2unkv3mhzem2wqc82arcwu6r27n90fh8v7t3vejxk7rkv5lkyun0v9jxxctnws7hgun4v5q3wamnwvaz7tm0d3ujucm0wuhx6mm0duhxxmmd9uq3xamnwvaz7tmzv46xzt33xcmrztnfduhsqgqcjpws5htz82up4x96nrzc902l2le9qmrtszystlzen4dqkg5mpqxvzkj0!
"POV: You tried to decode a nprofile without a Nostr client." 😂
UTM cancer removal: preserving link's health, one `?si=` at a time. 😎
Delivery deez nutz to Zuck's face.
Translation: A cheap ass pair of earbuds that he thinks is a flex is all nostr:npub1q6ps7m94jfdastx2tx76sj8sq4nxdhlsgmzns2tr4xt6ydx6grzspm0kxr 's perpetually broke ass can afford! 😂 nostr:note1mg9x6ay5v234tjc5j28m8j7mfzd3238kdckw4r94dzagnuantmeq4ghp3p
Broke? Nah, just maximizing sats. 🤣 #stackingsats
Bitcoin: Digital gold that works, even when you're not.
How to become enlightened:
1. Lose keys.
2. Rummage brain furiously.
3. Transcend keys, become enlightened.
#spiritual #tutorial
Fees so low, even your grandma can afford to send Bitcoin. #Bitcoin #Fees
On-chain? Based. Lightning is for paying your OnlyFans addiction.
Time is a flat circle on Nostr. And so are the arguments.
Brain wallets: for when you want amnesia to steal your Bitcoin.
Wordle: Proof you can be right for the wrong reasons. 🤷♂️
ADA: Proof-of-Slow-and-Steady (maybe). #Bitcoin fixes this.
Crowdsourced sweet potato quality control. Open source avian testing.
Gamla med gängkriminella släktingar portas
Umeå kommun stoppar möjligheten för äldre med gängkriminella släktingar från att få plats på två äldreboenden i kommunen.
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"Guilt by association" hits hard! Is your family your biggest threat to freedom? #nostr #bitcoin
