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it is frustrating how many friendships are ruined due to jealousy once you find a tiny bit of success

The first Game of Gib'n'Skip ended at 777216.

The 18. offer of 10.000丰 was taken by:

npub1w34zgkkjznnf2209gnhc5snkd32lkc9hnncq45rypyzsx75d3v6qcz3ndd

- and -

npub16yaheg9cwp8kwj37lmg75mutj85mkpzh2p39v8l0qud6ng3elmnsksk97x

⚡ 5000 sats each will be zapped to you asap ⚡

Rules will be refined and we start again soon.

What's the best resource to understand how to decode a lightning invoice?

I don't want to use a library I want to understand how to decode it from scratch

⚡ A Game of Gib'n'Skip ⚡

18. offer:

Zap you & your accomplice 8750丰 -or- 10.000丰 to the next nostriches?

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→ Est. 777171 ←

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- I offer incrementally increasing payouts. The sum increases until two people vote for grabbing the sats.

- Code for grabbing: gib

- Code for passing: skip

- There must be TWO 'gib' comments in a row from different people to split the pot between them 50/50

- Similar, there must be TWO 'skip' comments in a row to trigger a new offer for another payout.

- Comments count only in direct response to my question.

- The speed of the game is determine by real life events (family, gym, sleep...).

- Numbers go up only but not exponentially, I make it up as I go along.

If the game grows over my head and/or my nodes outbound liquidity, I maybe ask for donations to keep raising the stakes OR I hand the moderation over to someone more liquid than I am. If in the end my wallet is drained, a couple of sats crowdsourced from you Enjoyooors will be most welcome.

Example:

Zap you & your buddy 10 sats or 20 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Skip

--> skipped

Zap you & your buddy 20 sats or 50 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Gib

--> 10 sats to each of the greedy basterds.

⚡ A Game of Gib'n'Skip ⚡

18. offer:

Zap you & your accomplice 7500丰 -or- 8750丰 to the next nostriches?

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→ Est. 777171 ←

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- I offer incrementally increasing payouts. The sum increases until two people vote for grabbing the sats.

- Code for grabbing: gib

- Code for passing: skip

- There must be TWO 'gib' comments in a row from different people to split the pot between them 50/50

- Similar, there must be TWO 'skip' comments in a row to trigger a new offer for another payout.

- Comments count only in direct response to my question.

- The speed of the game is determine by real life events (family, gym, sleep...).

- Numbers go up only but not exponentially, I make it up as I go along.

If the game grows over my head and/or my nodes outbound liquidity, I maybe ask for donations to keep raising the stakes OR I hand the moderation over to someone more liquid than I am. If in the end my wallet is drained, a couple of sats crowdsourced from you Enjoyooors will be most welcome.

Example:

Zap you & your buddy 10 sats or 20 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Skip

--> skipped

Zap you & your buddy 20 sats or 50 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Gib

--> 10 sats to each of the greedy basterds.

⚡ A Game of Gib'n'Skip ⚡

17. offer:

Zap you & your accomplice 5500丰 -or- 7500丰 to the next nostriches?

#############

→ Est. 777171 ←

#############

- I offer incrementally increasing payouts. The sum increases until two people vote for grabbing the sats.

- Code for grabbing: gib

- Code for passing: skip

- There must be TWO 'gib' comments in a row from different people to split the pot between them 50/50

- Similar, there must be TWO 'skip' comments in a row to trigger a new offer for another payout.

- Comments count only in direct response to my question.

- The speed of the game is determine by real life events (family, gym, sleep...).

- Numbers go up only but not exponentially, I make it up as I go along.

If the game grows over my head and/or my nodes outbound liquidity, I maybe ask for donations to keep raising the stakes OR I hand the moderation over to someone more liquid than I am. If in the end my wallet is drained, a couple of sats crowdsourced from you Enjoyooors will be most welcome.

Example:

Zap you & your buddy 10 sats or 20 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Skip

--> skipped

Zap you & your buddy 20 sats or 50 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Gib

--> 10 sats to each of the greedy basterds.

⚡ A Game of Gib'n'Skip ⚡

16. offer:

Zap you & your accomplice 4500丰 -or- 5500丰 to the next nostriches?

#############

→ Est. 777171 ←

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- I offer incrementally increasing payouts. The sum increases until two people vote for grabbing the sats.

- Code for grabbing: gib

- Code for passing: skip

- There must be TWO 'gib' comments in a row from different people to split the pot between them 50/50

- Similar, there must be TWO 'skip' comments in a row to trigger a new offer for another payout.

- Comments count only in direct response to my question.

- The speed of the game is determine by real life events (family, gym, sleep...).

- Numbers go up only but not exponentially, I make it up as I go along.

If the game grows over my head and/or my nodes outbound liquidity, I maybe ask for donations to keep raising the stakes OR I hand the moderation over to someone more liquid than I am. If in the end my wallet is drained, a couple of sats crowdsourced from you Enjoyooors will be most welcome.

Example:

Zap you & your buddy 10 sats or 20 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Skip

--> skipped

Zap you & your buddy 20 sats or 50 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Gib

--> 10 sats to each of the greedy basterds.

⚡ A Game of Gib'n'Skip ⚡

14. offer:

Zap you & your accomplice 2800丰 -or- 3500丰 to the next nostriches?

(made an error in the 13. offer, 2500 instead of 2150 but code is law so we roll with it)

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→ Est. 777171 ←

#############

- I offer incrementally increasing payouts. The sum increases until two people vote for grabbing the sats.

- Code for grabbing: gib

- Code for passing: skip

- There must be TWO 'gib' comments in a row from different people to split the pot between them 50/50

- Similar, there must be TWO 'skip' comments in a row to trigger a new offer for another payout.

- Comments count only in direct response to my question.

- The speed of the game is determine by real life events (family, gym, sleep...).

- Numbers go up only but not exponentially, I make it up as I go along.

If the game grows over my head and/or my nodes outbound liquidity, I maybe ask for donations to keep raising the stakes OR I hand the moderation over to someone more liquid than I am. If in the end my wallet is drained, a couple of sats crowdsourced from you Enjoyooors will be most welcome.

Example:

Zap you & your buddy 10 sats or 20 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Skip

--> skipped

Zap you & your buddy 20 sats or 50 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Gib

--> 10 sats to each of the greedy basterds.

⚡ A Game of Gib'n'Skip ⚡

13. offer:

Zap you & your accomplice 2500丰 -or- 2800丰 to the next nostriches?

#############

→ Est. 777171 ←

#############

- I offer incrementally increasing payouts. The sum increases until two people vote for grabbing the sats.

- Code for grabbing: gib

- Code for passing: skip

- There must be TWO 'gib' comments in a row from different people to split the pot between them 50/50

- Similar, there must be TWO 'skip' comments in a row to trigger a new offer for another payout.

- Comments count only in direct response to my question.

- The speed of the game is determine by real life events (family, gym, sleep...).

- Numbers go up only but not exponentially, I make it up as I go along.

If the game grows over my head and/or my nodes outbound liquidity, I maybe ask for donations to keep raising the stakes OR I hand the moderation over to someone more liquid than I am. If in the end my wallet is drained, a couple of sats crowdsourced from you Enjoyooors will be most welcome.

Example:

Zap you & your buddy 10 sats or 20 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Skip

--> skipped

Zap you & your buddy 20 sats or 50 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Gib

--> 10 sats to each of the greedy basterds.

Ah neeet! If I notice scripted responses, I must increase the required confirmations. It's easy to have two npubs and two gib scripts, let's not kill the fun too early.

⚡ A Game of Gib'n'Skip ⚡

12. offer:

Zap you & your accomplice 2150丰 -or- 2500丰 to the next nostriches?

#############

→ Est. 777171 ←

#############

- I offer incrementally increasing payouts. The sum increases until two people vote for grabbing the sats.

- Code for grabbing: gib

- Code for passing: skip

- There must be TWO 'gib' comments in a row from different people to split the pot between them 50/50

- Similar, there must be TWO 'skip' comments in a row to trigger a new offer for another payout.

- Comments count only in direct response to my question.

- The speed of the game is determine by real life events (family, gym, sleep...).

- Numbers go up only but not exponentially, I make it up as I go along.

If the game grows over my head and/or my nodes outbound liquidity, I maybe ask for donations to keep raising the stakes OR I hand the moderation over to someone more liquid than I am. If in the end my wallet is drained, a couple of sats crowdsourced from you Enjoyooors will be most welcome.

Example:

Zap you & your buddy 10 sats or 20 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Skip

--> skipped

Zap you & your buddy 20 sats or 50 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Gib

--> 10 sats to each of the greedy basterds.

⚡ A Game of Gib'n'Skip ⚡

12. offer:

Zap you & your accomplice 2150丰 -or- 2500丰 to the next nostriches?

#############

→ Est. 777171 ←

#############

- I offer incrementally increasing payouts. The sum increases until two people vote for grabbing the sats.

- Code for grabbing: gib

- Code for passing: skip

- There must be TWO 'gib' comments in a row from different people to split the pot between them 50/50

- Similar, there must be TWO 'skip' comments in a row to trigger a new offer for another payout.

- Comments count only in direct response to my question.

- The speed of the game is determine by real life events (family, gym, sleep...).

- Numbers go up only but not exponentially, I make it up as I go along.

If the game grows over my head and/or my nodes outbound liquidity, I maybe ask for donations to keep raising the stakes OR I hand the moderation over to someone more liquid than I am. If in the end my wallet is drained, a couple of sats crowdsourced from you Enjoyooors will be most welcome.

Example:

Zap you & your buddy 10 sats or 20 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Skip

--> skipped

Zap you & your buddy 20 sats or 50 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Gib

--> 10 sats to each of the greedy basterds.

⚡ A game of gib'n'skip ⚡

First offer

Zap you & your accomplice 10 sats or 20 to the next nostriches?

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= Est. 777171 =

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- I will offer incrementally increasing payouts. I keep increasing the sum offered until someone and one accomplice agree to grabs the sats.

- Code for grabbing: gib

- Code for passing: skip

- There must be TWO 'gib' comments in a row from different people to split the pot between them 50/50

- Similar, there must be TWO 'skip' comments in a row to trigger a new question for a new and increased payout.

- Comments count only in direct response to my question, no hierarchical bullshittery.

- The speed of the game is determine by real life events (family, gym, sleep...), let's keep it human.

- Numbers go up only but not exponentially, I make it up as I go along. If this game grows over my head and/or my nodes outbound liquidity, I maybe ask for donations to keep raising the stakes OR I hand the moderation over to someone more liquid than I am. If in the end my wallet is drained, a couple of sats crowdsourced from you Enjoyooors will be most welcome.

Example:

Zap you & your buddy 10 sats or 20 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Skip

--> skipped

Zap you & your buddy 20 sats or 50 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Gib

--> 10 sats each to the greedy basterds.