Please zap my friend #[0]

Here is 21 sat for one of your great grandchild. His house will be built with my sats.

I stack for my children, and my children's children, and every generation to come. I want to retire my entire blood line, it's my main goal in life. 🧡💜

You saying I can't dance? 🙁

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You will pass out

Soon

You can’t zap in your sleep

I HAD NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER 🤣🤣🤝

Always remember

If someone hasn’t followed u back yet

They may not have loaded in their followers yet

It can take 15 or more shots to see your max follower count

Can only follow who comes up at this point

Unless your profile is terrible and looks fake or it’s got something like “I’m here now what”

This is the Bitcoin economy it’s pretty serious spot to be

Once NOSTR is updated a few more times follow backs will get 1:1

So I posted this carb shitcoinery aberration on Twitter today and some people said they would eat it. So happy the Bitcoin Nostr crowd is much wiser and low time preference and no one would do that. 😬

Nostr reminds me of the early days of the 2+2 poker forum. Super intelligent people posting high-signal notes or at least really funny notes. Any out there remember those days and posted there?

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I will not dance for a mere 21 sats! I have standards.

Give me and invoice of 21 sat and I'll show you the lightning network

“There’s nothing happening on Lightning.”

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No MTL and no fucks given. Paying every invoice 21 sat until I pass out. Lfg

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Paying 21 sat invoices until I fall asleep. Lfg