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My friends prefer to not appear in photos…

“Wrathfully” is a new favorite word.

What the actual fuck is happening right now?

Why didn’t I take shrooms before watching this?

#Severance

Enjoy your balloons?

Fuck me.

#Severance

“I locked you in a room like an animal” #Severance

The fuck?

That “five months” shit is an adorable nod / apology from the writes for how long they took to get back to us. #Severance

Five months?! #Severance

Welcome back Mark S.

It’s been a minute.

#Severance

Who the fuck is this new team?!

#Severance

Loving this opener. So much misdirection. #Severance

Locked in for season two episode one of Severance.

VPN life moving forward.

I doubt there’s any truth to Max Verstappen being offered a billion dollars to join the Aston Martin team.

I wonder what a Bitcoin ATM costs and whether they’re profitable to own.

Funny when you get to feel omnipresent for a moment.

Can’t front, immediately sent this to my sister. Shit was hilarious. You can stay. I hope Jack doesn’t actually delete you.

Please don’t tell the people on X about this wonderful place. This is a Utopia by comparison. So much more peaceful. Actual humans here. Not endless listicles and people baiting for content.

Had the wildest dream and can’t remember any of it…