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Oyl Miller
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🎥 Writer | Creative Director 🏃‍♂️ Former @WiedenKennedy—crafted ads for @Nike 🏀 Bridged sports and Web3 with @nbatopshot and @dapperlabs 📌 Early @Pinterest adopter—1MM+ followers and counting ⚾️ Tried out as a pitcher for @MLB—threw heat, caught dreams ₿ Spotted Bitcoin in Tokyo, circa 2010—early observer, forever curious

All of the internet is just cats and sats.

#DigitalDharmaBum

Too much noise. I’m drowning in content. Where’s the nothingness? I need the nothingness to feel the somethingness.

#DigitalDharmaBum

No one ever hitchhiked on a Zoom call. No one ever got lost on Google Maps. Get out, man. Get lost and find yourself.

#DigitalDharmaBum

I met a man with 10,000 followers but no one to call when he fell apart. I bought him a coffee. We sat like real people. It felt illegal.

#DigitalDharmaBum

Where’s the Jazz? Where’s the human mess of it all?

#DigitalDharmaBum

Wi-Fi down. I light a candle. I stare at the wall. Is this peace? Or am I just buffering?

#DigitalDharmaBum

Scroll, scroll, scroll, man. I’m hitchhiking through a desert of cat videos, ads and hot takes. Looking for a soul but finding algorithmic ghosts.

#DigitalDharmaBum

Captchas test my soul.

“Prove you’re not a robot here.”

The irony stings.

#haiku #pixelpoetry

Smart fridge texts me now,

Out of eggs, out of meaning.

Can I just eat bread?

#haiku #pixelpoetry

Cloud holds my secrets,

My photos, thoughts, and playlists.

I pray it won’t rain.

#haiku #pixelpoetry

“Leave me on read” life.

Text sent, three dots disappear.

Guess I’ll just move on.

#haiku #pixelpoetry

Metaverse invites,

You sit, alone, with a headset.

Your dog judges you.

#haiku #pixelpoetry

Notifications,

Buzzing, dinging, never done.

Who gave them the mic?

#haiku #pixelpoetry

Wi-fi down again,

Family stares at each other—

Awkward, but we’re here.

#haiku #pixelpoetry

Endless scroll abyss,

Ten seconds of dopamine,

Lost an hour again.

#haiku #pixelpoetry

A guy who “just got off a call”