GM! ☕️💜🫂 Guess who caught the biggest fish, the smallest me! 🤣🙌🏻🎣

#foodstr #foodchain #yumstr #Plebchain

I think I should go to bed soon.

Good night, I guess.

pv 🤙💜

Feels good to be home 😺

oof. brutal. weight struggle is real. but, fr that seems to kind for prof combat. i see prof combat demanding the food better not look too good or they can't be held responsible for their actions. kind of like the "you shouldn't have worn that dress" argument...and of course combat declairs, it's all your fault

Imagine him stuffing his face : "umm deesh hors d’oeuvres are *crunch crunch* delishusssh ,but can we get a cw? *buurrrrp*"

Good night 🐶🐾🫂💤

I'd say he's a delight at parties .

What gives woke a good name? 😒

Wow, people need professional help asap

ffs…..

don’t spread BS, fishcake 😂😂

looool 😂

Wtf is a combat philosopher, and why are they triggered by quesadillas?

Nvm, idgaf 😂

i left masto when people started demanding cws for things like eye contact. fucking eye contact. gives the term "woke" a bad name. i call it what it is, extremist hipocracy. fr, i respect the need for some content warnings (nsfw, gore, addiction, suicide etc) but if you get triggered by things like food and eye contact, you should stay off the internet. period

don't miss this hilarious interaction from #bluesky

everyone celebrating me bday today ... i will answer tomorrow ... i'm just toooooioiioiiiiiiiiiooiooiookk wasted today 👊🏼🍸🥂🍻

#spaceanic™ 💜

1.3 gigapixel photo of the moon by Andrew McCarthy