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Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon Psychonaut by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Im very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows.

nostr:npub1kt362ldewechajwgjr9xggq52a68nt54chj7wgvj5z309lr3rg8shapgcv My brother is an engineer at Cadillac. I give him shit every time I see him about the state of the auto industry.

When did we start making everything ugly junk? Why does a new Cadillac no longer come with gold plated keys?

I got an unused satellite phone with all the bells and whistles on the job last week. Apparently these things still work. 25 years later and these still work but I can't use my S7. I miss the 90's.

Got up at 5am to go to work. Drove an hour and a half to the job. "OH, that's next Saturday"

😶

My last foster would dance around like a jackass with me. Velma just silently judges me 😒 🕺🕺🕺

nostr:npub1k0njx7ysl6a8d36aa0nqg56j5xn9pxxrc9m3573z4al69pq55ezq7ccqxm

All govt needs is a keyboard to invent whatever numbers it wants.

nostr:npub1xd3kd9vvvudk2qzcnqjr9w0x878vf9qwju3mwu3w2m40tasz986qka9tk9 And millions of dimwitted fools to spread its trash information.

"The man told police he was giving Salyards, who he hadn't met before, a ride and buying him McDonald's when Salyards "said sorry" and stabbed him in the neck."

I can't feel that sorry for you. You let a crazy homeless man into your car. You retard.

https://www.abqjournal.com/news/officials-detail-albuquerque-police-shooting-that-left-bystanders-injured-by-officers-gunfire/article_e21949ec-2694-11ee-b5a2-933a52e94e78.html

Another notch in my belt. Woke up in a panic 3 times last night looking for "my" dog. But she's in a good home. I'm stoked for her.

nostr:npub1wxfv9scvmz6ceyxarswm40at8u52vl60w73rq9gfyss6z5upsxsqk0fr3c I guess boy scouts is just called "scouts" and includes both boys and girls and the girl scouts is specifically for girls and mentally abused little boys who think they are girls.

The scouts are way different from when I was a kid...

nostr:npub13hc3rew02prvcjs5h089phqsrap3ndmkjt6sulkn6pw6t8yf9rqqdu8hed I'll bet heart disease will get at least one of them before the weather...

nostr:npub1t7srnslk5ue5nyj9uqxvyuuvrmyvqpgcffanlyh3ndrevp8kh5eshse9ft "can you make her look like my wife but with huge boobs and only 14 years old?"