It’s almost like central planning doesn’t work.

I steal these for you, you know 🧡💜

They closed schools for this 😂🤡

I was promised chaos and catastrophe

Eclipse day is a great day to make some absolutely inscrutable comments in passing to your coworkers

It's eclipse day and I feel like I’m missing out because I haven't read enough conspiracy theories about it.

Might do my research while I sit down and wait for the magic to happen 🌒

The sun and moon alignment is a perfect reminder to make sure your car tires are properly aligned

Sounds safe & legit???