he doesn't know she's taking him to the recycling center

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— Are you really a pirate?

— Of course I am

— Say something on pirate language

— QRG7-8FDA-93JU-N3DX

— They put litter in cats' litter boxes now, but in my day they used to put newspapers in them.

— That's why modern cats are so bad at navigating the political landscape.

— why do guys put their fingers in girls' mouths during sex

— to wet my finger and turn a sticky page of the Bible

the Earth's rotation

made my day

hi, is everything all right for today?