“Yeah, well, I can throw the stick a third time.”

Please stop kicking my seat or I'll say you smell like drugs

Good morning!🌞

— Schrödinger puts you in a box

— On the other hand, it's a cool cardboard box

06:56 — Oh, you're unemployed! Say something in unemployed language

12:15 — Good morning

— Everything's free for pretty girls today

— I'll have a coffee then

— That'll be $2

Girl in the canteen, pointing to identical pieces of meat: «What's this?»

Man with the bland face: «From left to right: Nemo, Dory, Peppa».

Girl in tears: «Peppa, please...»

— I'd like to bequeath my body to pseudoscience.

#классика

— Dad, can I ask you a question?

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