— I'm sorry, do you happen to remember the stop word?

when you lean on the glass of the bus

— We're selling our baby trebuchet. We've only used it a couple times. Please contact us for price clarification.

— It's not a child's trebuchet. It's a catapult. A trebuchet has a counterweight.

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— ...there's a pleasant fatigue in the body...

— ...eyelids feel heavy...

— Who's mumbling?!?

— Fuck...

Archive photo: UFC 52, The battle for a full-bodied hairstyle

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Who else wants to kick a volleyball?

Neurologist

Patients' knees

Leonardo DiCaprio is pre-ordering

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fuck stand still bitch

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— It looks like there's a very ancient frog stuck in that amber