One head
Two⠀⠀butts
How I am trying to get subsidies for my business by showing a business plan made in ChatGPT
Christians: I'm going to heaven
Atheists: I'm staying here
Buddhists:
our ancestors are alive
as long as we honor their traditions
so what am I supposed
to shit my pants now?
'You know what won't grow back, Suzanne? Trust.'
— Wait, let me ask you something
— I don't really know anything
Oh my God
She's an angel
Damn, why did I eat cookies in bed
«Optimist»
— Well, he's half afloat
— And it's also half-full
When you find a mosquito that's been bugging you all night
Fuck you
«Is the Netherlands a real country and not a VPN plug-in?»
Sometimes life forces you to interrupt one project to start another.
An exit-door procedure at 30,000 feet. The illusion of safety...
