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Memes from Russia with Love! 🫢🏻

Here, bro, I caught you a fish

Fake? Is the food in the fucking bags real?

β€” You fucking little Nazi!

β€” It's leukemia, Dad!

β€” Leuke – what? Stop speaking German, Hitlerjugend!

And what are you gonna do to me, mister sucker?

β€” Couldn't sleep all night yesterday, the neighbors were fucking again

Last night:

Programmers created a bar and decided to test it. The tester enters the bar and starts ordering beer. He ordered 17 beers. Ordered 99999 beers. Ordered 0 beer. Ordered -1 beer. Ordered "duck" beer. Ordered NoN beer. Ordered 19.5732 beers. Everything works, you can call for customers.

The first real customer walks into the bar and asks where the restroom is. The bar catches fire, everyone dies

How quickly time flies...

β€” Tell me something nasty, it makes me horny!

β€” Good morning, and have a good day at work...

where's the "go to bed" button

β€” Are they in a bag??

β€” Be quiet

β€” Don't tell her