— you're about to get a call
I'm finally dressed so I can take a shit in peace
What will you choose?
1) The chaste righteous marshmallow that covers his shame
2) A naked temptress sent by the devil himself
One of the last coal-fired sheep.
Most sheep now run on electricity.
— my favorite pastime: counting how many times I would have died if I'd lived in the era before antibiotics
— once
— I think the elevator's stuck
— We could talk to pass the time...
— A planned economy is the path to prosperity.
— Help!!! We're stuck!
Do you, too, harbor a dream
of catching a catfish-sized grandfather?
Typical Polish language
A Pole at the ophthalmologist's office
The doctor shows him:
C Z J W I N O S T A W C Z
— Can you read this?
— Read it? I know that guy!
— That's not funny at all
