— BLOWJOB solves all problems. Absolutely everything
— I have to register my boiler with the Gorgaz. And I don't fucking like your advice.
«Fight Club»
Fuck
Told you not to tell anyone
His ball must have been thrown too far...
Calling people's opinions of me fan theories
— You met me at a very strange time in my life...
The grocery devils sell you discharged cream
And you keep gobbling it up
if you think I can be bribed with money and gifts... then yes, you can
— Mom, is Karlsson coming back?
— I lowered your temperature, shouldn't be back yet
Ancient Egyptians spread first aid kits, weapons and ammo around their tombs so that sometime in the future Lara Croft could use them
Oops! Lost my left sock
Mom's gonna scold
you mean the employees are complaining that we're not keeping our promises? give them something to fuck with so they'll stay
Russians: We are so sick of these silly stereotypes!
Also russians:
