— your hands smell so good

— I was marinating a barbecue

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https://v.nostr.build/T1Et600mN1jE1xq1.mp4

Nazgul

when Sauron lost and you have no work experience, no education

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When you've taken a good selfie, but your country doesn't have Instagram

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Subway within walking distance

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https://v.nostr.build/JrYgGvMd455ciHDi.mp4

Me: My cat climbed up a tree and can't get down from it

Fireman: I'm sorry, but we're only out on fires right now

Me: Okay, just give me a minute

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– and this, Harry, is Ferrero Rocher

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«I'm not a Nazi, I have an African friend»

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https://v.nostr.build/Iph7ZoKgMP5dhLr7.mp4

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https://v.nostr.build/i5dgF54csjo9oywU.mp4

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