I’m glad #nostr is here; like-minded people watching and journaling the current clown show that is our financial system.

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Joseph Gentile, Chief Administrative Officer at SVB Securities was previously the CFO for Lehman Brothers' Global Investment Bank

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Parallel worlds exist, it's up to you which one you going to choose as default one.

Onboarding my mom on the lightning network ⚡️

Show some love to her and make her face go 😱😱

sometimes shitposting is the way. #plebchain

Hello fellow Nostr plebs. I am trying to get my friend in Costa Rica to join Nostr. He has limited exposure to Bitcoin, but I would like to bring him into this community and share with him how awesome it is. Would all you plebs give him a warm welcome if I am able to onboard him?

I met him online in a tech group on Facebook 11 years ago and traveled to see him and spent a week in CR with him.

I really think he would enjoy and benefit from Nostr.

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I just did a mini run on my credit union. Pulled the funds for operational supplies today. To operate my business next week in case the contagion spreads Monday and they go to freezing cards and funds.

Fuck their world.

The bank definitely looks at you like a criminal when you withdraw cash over your atm limit and have to talk to a human

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I’m starting a GoFundMe to bail out Silicon Valley Bank. the target is $1bn because that’s the most GoFundMe will allow, so I will say that we probably need to do this 119 or so more times.

shoot me a nostr DM if you wanna workshop the pitch or contribute any good jokes 😉

I’m about to be offline for a few hours to watch rugby but when I get back I expect to get these creative juices flowing!

Did a JPMorgan Chase credit card ad play after they said that💀

Checked Normie News (CNN) to see what they were saying about SVB. Don’t worry guys, it’s no big deal, and the banking sector is in better condition than it has been in generations. 🤨🤥

I’m starting a GoFundMe to bail out Silicon Valley Bank. the target is $1bn because that’s the most GoFundMe will allow, so I will say that we probably need to do this 119 or so more times.

shoot me a nostr DM if you wanna workshop the pitch or contribute any good jokes 😉

I’m about to be offline for a few hours to watch rugby but when I get back I expect to get these creative juices flowing!

Anoche charlando con un amigo, él es muy pro Estado y control económico

La charla obviamente iba de economía, política y por supuesto #BTC , va y me dice, si tanto crees que el dólar y el fiat va a colapsar, porque no te pones en contra

Yo: a ver, empecemos de nuevo, #Bitcoin ...