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Tinda Zaszcek
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I write songs and make sex jokes ▫ 🏳️‍🌈 sapphic ⚢ insurgent 🏳️‍🌈 ▫ 100% That Bitch (from Vault 101) ▫ she/her ▫ lesbian ▫ tin•da•zaz•chek

"There's a new Marvel!"

#Friendship

But I don't live in your backyard

Your sandbox ain't on my dance card

You've been hoisted by your own petard

That voice you hear? It's charred.

The devil's laughing at your proud facade

I'm a core world, molten lava

Rolling like a whole disaster

Riding the wake of my old trauma

Lifting me https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/57cb4ae9359ca718556df4652d3bca866109b55e1fa1e8e405747dd89c666edf/5a11ab50fe37da1bf22f9a2f27718cb7422d1a4f6d483f15f8eb5e71ca42d438.webp

Have you ever fantasized so hard about someone that you start to forget you haven't actually fucked?

Catch my lips, Bae, no time to talk

I'm a lesbian who needs to fuck

You can get me for a couple beers

It won't be profound, but I'll grind your gears

You think I won't bite? That's okay

Cuz girl I might be here to stay

Or then again, perhaps I'll bounce...

We got governments to fucken trounce

Wondering how much Daewoo paid for that prominent TV/VHS combo cameo in MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THE FINAL RECKONING.

Apocalypse of Hearts (2024)

Diplomatic Immunity (2024)

Deluxe 25th Anniversary Edition (2025)

Angel On Your Shoulder (Sept 2, 2025)

Angel On Your Shoulder Live Release Party 3/11/25 (Sept 2, 2025)

Love Songs for Space Lesbians (Q3 2026)

Far Green Country (2027)

The Knack, The Range, The Beat (TBD)

"If your intention is to poke the bear... Well, you've come to the right man."

Absolutely unsurprising. I'm amazed it got as far as it did. I loved the Wheel of Time show, and I remain impressed with their willingness to make big, interesting changes to serve the adaptation. But I delayed watching the third season; I could FEEL this news coming.

https://deadline.com/2025/05/the-wheel-of-time-canceled-prime-video-1236409657/?ref=transfer-orbit.ghost.io

Potential album name for my imaginary Glam-Rock band:

"Violin Femmes"

Is this awesome? Y/N

If I don't leave for work this instant, I'm gonna be late.

Help.

#MCU Spoilers

I Ioved THUNDERBOLTS* but they did Task Master dirty. An epic badass cut down in her prime. Absolutely unforgivable, even if it did serve to bolster Ghost's strength.

She was such a tragic figure, but even so she did NOT deserve to go out like that.

It's my pleasure to inform you that MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: THE FINAL RECKONING absolutely nails the landing.

Fully preposterous, of course. But I was grinning the entire time, curled into a ball in my comfy IMAX seat.

I don't mean to be contrary but some of y'all don't know what the word 'flop' means.

Ten years ago I convinced my nieces and nephew to call me Auntie Spaceman and I'm getting real close to the endgame where I begin to correct them every time they do. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/57cb4ae9359ca718556df4652d3bca866109b55e1fa1e8e405747dd89c666edf/3887a611f947d9a87a62d66abdf64246c97dab6c4de9d73c70840eac1e994331.webp

If you skip the optional content in a videogame, sticking only to the required story missions, would you claim to have "beaten" the game?

I said "it's a sad song about lesbians" NOT "it's a song about sad lesbians" get it together, Judyth!

Christian Apologist: "Well, Tinda Lee, but then where do you stand on THIS controversial issue? Surely you support—"

Me: "Never been there / never heard of it. But what does Joel Osteen think? I'm for sure the opposite."

I live my life by a single guiding principle, which is this: when faced with a choice where one side is supported by Evangelical Christians and the other is not, choose the other side.