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5ab7855c... 1y ago

过度救援……

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5ab7855c... 1y ago

绝不放弃。

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5ab7855c... 1y ago

动作片里正反角色被枪击的区别：

左：正面人物被反面人物射击；

右：反面人物被正面人物射击。

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5ab7855c... 1y ago

司机撞完雪人：“呵呵……个B养你娘的。”

😉

司机准备撞内藏木桩的雪人：“牛B啊你的！”

……

😡

🤭

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5ab7855c... 1y ago

原浆蜂蜜，看着就甜。

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5ab7855c... 1y ago

过瘾啊！哪儿有卖？

准备卖一台旧车买一把。

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5ab7855c... 1y ago

蹲在厕所，放眼世界。

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5ab7855c... 1y ago

苹果花萼。

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5ab7855c... 1y ago

疗愈视频：各种金属件加工/组装。

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5ab7855c... 1y ago

将一块铁片加工成铁管。

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5ab7855c... 1y ago

公马：都滚开，我老婆是你们随便骑的吗！

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5ab7855c... 1y ago

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5ab7855c... 1y ago

厉害！尾巴还能这么用：四眼负鼠用尾巴搬运筑巢材料。

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5ab7855c... 1y ago

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5ab7855c... 1y ago

？

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5ab7855c... 1y ago

仇恨会使你失去自制力。

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5ab7855c... 1y ago

路人：（把一张纸币扔地板上，又捡起）钱掉地板上了。是你的吗？

坐客：是的。

路人：你确认？数一下你的钱。

坐客：（掏出钱包数钱……）是的，是我的钱。

路人：真的？没撒谎？请对上帝发誓，对着相机发誓！

……

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5ab7855c... 1y ago

警察一出现，狼立马变兔子。

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5ab7855c... 1y ago

如果政客告诉你的任何事情你都笃信不疑，那你就是个白痴。

白痴是政客发挥作用的基础。

—— 引自网络

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5ab7855c... 1y ago

好玩儿。

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